Remember that time you first stumbled upon a movie that was so absurdly hilarious, it became an instant cult classic in your heart? Well, buckle up, because JetBlackXtreme and the crew are taking you on a laughter-laced journey through the stoner comedy "How High." We kick things off reminiscing about the THC exam mix-up that had us in stitches, and sharing a kaleidoscope of personal tales from our first encounters with this side-splitting flick.
Strap in for a rollicking discussion that's not just about big laughs but also takes a thoughtful look at the impact of diverse educators and the stereotypes that color our views on relationships. We shoot the breeze about everything from the wisdom to be found in the most zany movie moments to the questionable reliability of zodiac signs in forging genuine connections. The squad, including the sharp-tongued Kokugatsu, up-and-comer Mira Jane, insightful Professor Tuck, and the mysterious Tattooed Enigma, all chime in with their unique perspectives and gut-busting anecdotes.
Wrap up your day with our musings on everything from the wild world of stoner comedies to the heartfelt quest for 'the one'. Whether we're questioning societal norms, pondering the existence of space vampires, or sharing what we're up to in the 3D printing front, this episode has something for every nerd, film buff, and hopeless romantic. So light up your curiosity (responsibly, of course), and join us for an episode that's as unpredictably entertaining as it is engaging.
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Remember that time you first stumbled upon a movie that was so absurdly hilarious, it became an instant cult classic in your heart? Well, buckle up, because JetBlackXtreme and the crew are taking you on a laughter-laced journey through the stoner comedy "How High." We kick things off reminiscing about the THC exam mix-up that had us in stitches, and sharing a kaleidoscope of personal tales from our first encounters with this side-splitting flick.
Strap in for a rollicking discussion that's not just about big laughs but also takes a thoughtful look at the impact of diverse educators and the stereotypes that color our views on relationships. We shoot the breeze about everything from the wisdom to be found in the most zany movie moments to the questionable reliability of zodiac signs in forging genuine connections. The squad, including the sharp-tongued Kokugatsu, up-and-comer Mira Jane, insightful Professor Tuck, and the mysterious Tattooed Enigma, all chime in with their unique perspectives and gut-busting anecdotes.
Wrap up your day with our musings on everything from the wild world of stoner comedies to the heartfelt quest for 'the one'. Whether we're questioning societal norms, pondering the existence of space vampires, or sharing what we're up to in the 3D printing front, this episode has something for every nerd, film buff, and hopeless romantic. So light up your curiosity (responsibly, of course), and join us for an episode that's as unpredictably entertaining as it is engaging.
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what's good nerds, happy 420. It's jet black extreme and we are back at again with another episode of the zone podcast. Today's episode is how high and join me, today is coca-cola soup. Uh, mira jane, we got. Professor tuck need money and tattooed Enigma is joining Us once again for his second review With us, so, without further ado, let's go ahead and zone in on it. So with how High? It's not that complex Of a plot. Essentially, you have these two underachieving potheads. They need To like.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:They Need to do Better for themselves. So they trying to to like right, they need to do better for themselves. So they trying to get into college and like get better jobs and all the other shit. So they take the TAC exam and I'm like hold the fuck on. Okay, as a kid. When I watched this movie as a kid, that went way over my head.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think as an adult, I'm like hold the fuck on dude, I did the same thing right because, like I was watching the movie and as soon as they said that I looked at my wife and I was like wait, a fucking minute, did they say what I think they said?
Speaker 1:and I like rewound it and I was like god damn, they did say it yeah, it's like one of those things, and before we get into the exam part, we gotta talk about Ivory this man he was one of those wise friends that Silas was having and he was hooking up with this girl and the main problem is he had that patch of hair in between his eyebrows and dreads, like the really long Bob Marley-like dreads, and she wasn't feeling that. So she ran off and he got mad. So he decided to, you know, go back in the house like smoke a blunt, watch Tracy Morgan On this one commercial, I think, because he's on like Two commercials but like they just keep using it. But anyways, this dude falls asleep and the blunt like falls into His hair. He's like on fire and shit. He falls out the window. And it's funny because I read it. So I was like, hey man, even if I Get hit by a bus. I got to like, hey man, you, even if I get hit by a bus.
Speaker 1:I got to tell you, hey man, you didn't even get hit by no bus, but actually he did and fast forward back to the exams. Essentially, silas meets Jamal, when basically it's like a peanut butter and jelly type situation One of them needs a blunt, one of them needs weed, so let's team up. Before I get any further, anybody got anything to add?
Speaker 4:Got blood.
Speaker 1:Got weed. Got weed. I'm curious.
Speaker 3:With everybody with this movie. What was your? How did you come across the movie? Because, like, when this movie came out, I was like I think 14 or 15.
Speaker 3:I was a huge method man fan, huge red man fan and uh, at the time, you know, it was rated r, so uh, I was too young I was too young to go see it in the theaters but my aunt uh bought my cousin and I a ticket and she escorted us into the movies so that we could go see it. So like that was a very fond memory of mine was I got to see it when it was in theaters. So like what about y'all? When did you see it? Did you see it when it was in theaters, did you see it after? Like when did y'all first see it?
Speaker 1:honestly, I feel like I watched it like in passing, like you know, with uh cable back in the day, when it was more prominent. It was like a bt type thing, to where they had the censored version of it on bt, and I just came by it by chance and I was like, okay, I'm digging this movie, it's funny. And then of course, you know DVD and blu-ray releases, you know uncut versions, and then I saw that I'm like, okay, so there was some shit that they had to obviously cut out. But I feel like it was just one of those moves where I just saw them passing and just loved it right yeah, y'all got well, you know.
Speaker 4:He steps in and takes a drop out.
Speaker 1:You asked me some questions.
Speaker 4:That dives into a past of myself that I'm trying to, like you know, move on from myself, like this was one of the happier moments Of that past, but not entirely too much Of that past. If I disclose too much information, considering the fact that government agencies love to be listening and stuff, I just trying to protect me and mine, so you know.
Speaker 4:I can't really talk about what got into this movie. Just understand that I loved it. It was fun to watch. I've seen it possibly a hundred thousand times. Just go ahead and say that yeah, it's understandable.
Speaker 2:It's fun to watch. I've seen it. Possibly a hundred thousand times.
Speaker 1:Just go ahead and say that Gotcha Understandable. And Mira Jane, it's to my understanding that you're like brand new to the movie and we were like, hey, yo check it out on Prime Video, wherever else you got to watch this movie. So how was you feeling about the?
Speaker 5:movie. It was super funny. I can't believe it's my first time watching it today, Like I would hear all the quotables when I was in school and stuff like that. Everyone's quoting the movie. But to be honest with you, I just innocently thought that they just came up with this stuff off the top of their head. I didn't know it came from a movie. But like get them. I was't know it came from a movie, but, um, like get him. I was like, oh my god, that's where that came from.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and it was like oh the, I Need Money. Listen, this is the, I Need Money. I'm not gonna lie, it was my favorite character. I honestly could not help, but just wait to see him not say nothing.
Speaker 1:Oh, the ending. Okay, we're going to get to the ending, but man.
Speaker 5:I feel bad man okay.
Speaker 4:Money and that was nice shit, me too, and we've been best friends ever since, like how is that not the best friendship?
Speaker 5:You're right, me too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just that simple.
Speaker 2:You see my name.
Speaker 1:Tuck needs money. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, tucky just reminded me of something that, um, we discussed. Well, after the game of thrones season four review to where hands up cash out. We got a patreon, so please support us if you can. We got 3d prints, we're working on t-shirts and hoodies and whatnot. We're gonna be working a whole bunch of shit so you can help us out with the patreon. It's in the social media port attached to the episode down below. Yeah, so anyways. Uh, essentially, whenever, essentially whenever Silas or Jamal or anybody smoked the weed that had Ivory's ashes in it, ivory shows up as a ghost and, essentially, ivory helps the two of them pass the test. You know pretty much cheating, and here's the thing. So they aced thc's right. But the one thing that was bugging about me was that that little leprechaun that popped up and, um, the two of them were watching it, but the lady was like, no, can she see it too?
Speaker 3:what got me, though, was like why that of all things? It was like it was like you know a little a small person and like christmasy suspenders or whatever, like it was like one of santa's elves or whatnot. I was just kind of like out of all the shit they could have seen that would have made more sense. Why that? But I agree, I like it was. It was a very, very well timed comedic scene and that's the thing.
Speaker 1:It's so nonsensical. That's what makes it genius. Because here's the thing. At the end of the day, how high is one of those movies where it's better? When you don't take it seriously, like you're just here for the jokes, like don't expect a very intellectually charged piece of cinema. Okay, it's a stoner comedy. That's what you're going to get from this.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 1:Now they did so. Well, of course they got some people from different universities and whatnot trying to get them in, but they weren't feeling all that. But then the chancellor showed up saying like hey, y'all can get into Harvard and, like you know, work on your botany. You know there's women, there's like all sorts of culture and all that shit, like come on. So, yeah, they signed up for Harvard and they got, got there, checked out the scene. Next thing, you know, they meet bart and lauren. Now I did like lauren, uh, as a kid, you know, like she was cute and she was also smart. But uh, bart, yeah I hated him like he. He was really trying, like you know that he was trying to be like a little racist on purpose. You know, like, uh, with the references and all that shit oh yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
Speaker 3:He was definitely a character that, um, as annoying as he was, he was kind of essential to the story because, like just him being an asshole, in the way that he was kind of led to progression and like character relationships and whatnot. But I agree with you totally like the first interaction where they walk up asking about the financial aid bill and he's just puffing his chest out like his shit doesn't stink, I I distinctly remember looking at my cousin and being like I would smack the shit out of this dude.
Speaker 1:I do not like him at all. Nah, nah, hold on. I just hate how condescending he was about it. He's like you see that statue right there, beautiful, isn't it? That's the Deucer statue. You know, after my granddaddy, deucer points right to the Deucer house, which is the final office. Now, first of all, you assume that they how the fuck they were supposed to know which one was the final agent, like literally what Silas was saying hey man, I was just asking for directions. If I was asking if someone wanted their ass kicked, you wouldn't sound so fucking smug now, would you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:And then you wouldn't sound so fucking smug now, would you? Yeah, exactly. And then, you know, jamal decided to join the crew because, oh, um, bart made it sound like, oh, he's not good enough to be in this crew. But I was like, oh no, you want bet, bet? And uh, he was like, alright, I don't think you can hang Jermaine. I was like like, nah, I can do it, you can do it, we'll have Practice in Whatever time it's like, I hope you'll be there.
Speaker 4:Fine, I don't mind cutting my Evening short to be there was just to kind of help the story keep moving, specifically because, realistically, the dean only really wanted the news, because he needed to satisfy his minority list, his minority quota, because it was too many white people there, not enough black people. Sorry, for some reason I had to mix in boondocks anyway okay, hold on now.
Speaker 1:At this point I'm kind of jumping because we're not really trying to go in, uh, chronological order of things. But, um, essentially I like this one part to where they're going to the black history class, and it's simply silas and jamal, like they dip out there, and then the two black dudes In the front. Why don't you walk out on me with your brothers? Walk out on me, wrench me. For what?
Speaker 4:we did to your brothers. The biggest thing is, like he said, hold on, black history told by a white person. Nah, bruh, I don't know, I can't get behind this. Like no, that's actually a debate that actually is going on right now. Is the fact that, like, how do you feel as far as about a lot of other history, mostly being by mostly white teachers and stuff, that's a really big debate that's actually going right now. So it's still funny to have that in the movie.
Speaker 1:You know what? This makes me very appreciative of how we grew up Between Kogigasu, tuck, mj, if you were in the area that we grew up in, with the schools that we grew up in, yeah, we had more black teachers than anything else and I'm like I kind of appreciate that in hindsight.
Speaker 4:True. But I will say the biggest controversy was me. In middle school I went to JL Newbern Middle. It's not even there, no no, no. No, you have to pronounce it right it's pronounced JL.
Speaker 5:It's JL Newbern.
Speaker 2:You know, it's J Duber. You know your prison number, it was your lunch number.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, really.
Speaker 4:But for real, though, my biggest thing for me was always that it was like biggest contradiction was the fact that I had an Asian teacher with a heavy Asian accent teaching English class. But I tell you, I still remember her to this day. I'm not laughing at her, I'm not talking bad about her. She was a really cool teacher. She was the one who actually helped me out back, even when I was a bully. She helped me stop being a bully and stuff. So rest in heaven. She was a really awesome lady. Mrs Childs though I still remember her name.
Speaker 1:I remember her, yeah, oh.
Speaker 5:I went to Radaw for middle school.
Speaker 4:Ah, you a mess. You was one of the privileged kids. Leave me alone.
Speaker 5:Leave me alone, don alone, don't use it. Okay, my mama just decided to use my auntie address, but that's not the point.
Speaker 1:Hey, man, but listen, vhs. We were lit up until Like 2010 and I'm like, after we were all gone, I'm like I don't know what the fuck Happened to y'all what you trying to say. I'm like we're in the best, but we're still pretty lit mean, at least we were like pulling championships and shit, where we were back in our day Like I don't know what the fuck happened after we left.
Speaker 4:Look, this is not even part of the conversation. They fired the coach, bro. They fired the coach. Damn, I wasn't even over some mess, like oh, he was messing with one of the students, he was messing with the Chili's, and something like that, like you usually hear about high school coaches getting fired. For it wasn't even none of that, just literally because he wound up making a mistake, wanted him costing the team to not get the championship. Now, granted, the team was doing great, they still had won a lot of games. It's just the fact that he wound up making one mishap and they were like no, you ain't good enough, no more, you kind of lost it, so we're going to have to get somebody else in. And then they hired another coach and that coach did worse.
Speaker 1:They did oh you're telling me. They just told him oh, you fell off, you need to get out of here. You don't got the juice, no more.
Speaker 4:You know what happened. They wanted to try to sign a whole petition to get him back and everything. It was absolute nonsense, bro. Like it was so much nonsense to have me say I don't even know sports. I was in marching band but still.
Speaker 1:But no, like you see, that's just the thing.
Speaker 4:Like the teachers there were so cool, it's like you kind of kept up with it, whether you had their classes or not true, true, but and that's one also things about hi hi that I kind of liked into the movie too is the fact that some of the some of the teachers you could kind of like relate a little bit you didn't get a chance to see them as much because you know they kept it kind of quick on some of the stuff, but, like the botany teacher absolutely appreciated him the whole time.
Speaker 4:He's like you know, so You're so knowledgeable and literally was giving him props about the fact that he was like at first it felt definitely like pseudo-racist in the fact, like, oh, he's smart for a black man. Is that what you're really trying to say? Because it's one thing if you get the praise of hey, you did a fantastic job, I love you, great, you're doing great in this class Versus, you know, keep coming up and being like wow, you're so smart, like you're so smart, and I'm like why do you have to say it like that? Like I'm just yeah.
Speaker 3:Speaking of the botany teacher, though, did it fuck with anybody else? Or did anybody else catch it? How, the first time you see him in the classroom, he had kind of like just it wasn't like a decipherable accent, but he had some kind of accent. But then at the end of the movie when he had the true syrup. That son of a bitch was straight Cajun Like he had a horrible Cajun accent, like it wasn't even good, but it was a completely different accent than he had at the beginning of the movie. Anybody else understand?
Speaker 4:The sound like he wasn't as racist as he was. The sound like he wasn't as racist as he was it felt?
Speaker 1:like ever since, like the weed and shit was kicking in. It's almost like you just had to drop the accent because like he was like loosening up and shit. I don't know what it was, but I'm like, hey, yo, in hindsight, yeah it's like.
Speaker 4:So the point of the eight of the accent was is to make him not sound as racist as he was. But then, once the truth came out, you'd be like, oh you, a fool on Silas Sutherland. That's what this is.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, speaking of which, okay, so essentially, silas had to develop a truth serum in order to get an A in botany class and it's having an A pretty much rounds out his average to where. Oh well, if he got at least one A in a class, that means that that's good enough for him to keep his scholarship. He can stay at Harvard and, like Jamal, I guess he just had to study hard enough. Stay at harvard and, like with jamal, I guess he just had to study hard enough to like do shit and like yeah, like, uh. It was like a whole montage near the end, but once again we're jumping. But let's talk about the roommates. Like uh, what was that one? Okay, there was jeffrey the white boy and juan the asian.
Speaker 4:Okay, and of course I have to mention I I'm so sorry. I got three inches of heartache.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, that was on, that's a mirror.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah that thing on the lip Boy ain't nobody want to smoke after him. No, no, no, no he passing.
Speaker 2:passing Is that when no bump up, he had a bum bum. If nothing, I cut myself shaving. Nah, ain't nothing, he had a bum bum, it's nothing.
Speaker 1:I cut myself shaving.
Speaker 4:Nah, I ain't nothing like that bro. Nah, that thing's contagious, that thing's contagious. Nah, bro, I'm not going to dive into my point. If you see somebody that got a sore on their lip, understand. Sores are contagious, they are infections. Them is contagious. Don't be smoking with them, don't do it, don't pass it to them and if they hit it, quit it. We done exactly the same thing, man and then he was at the party.
Speaker 1:I'm like, hey man, like don't, don't y'all do. No, okay, you know what, fuck it. Whatever y'all want, he's like shit anyways. Uh, oh, you know what? Let's talk about Dean Cain, since at this point he get introduced here to where they just roast the shit out of him.
Speaker 2:Hey man, this dude being rude as hell, what that roast was.
Speaker 5:It was so good Like the sweat pools right. Like you know, he had been roasted in his past life and all the students were laughing.
Speaker 1:They were trying to like see, some of them were trying not to laugh at him, but they were like trying to break because like, oh man, you know I'm trying not to laugh but they getting your ass.
Speaker 3:And he had straight PTSD from that shit, you can tell.
Speaker 1:I was right there with size, you were going off in the background the bell, like I was right there with going off in the background like the whole time with all this get on, get loud.
Speaker 4:The whole time it was like, oh, he roasted his body. So bad. I was like, oh god, he roasted him so bad I can't even go to Walmart and get a rotisserie, no more.
Speaker 1:All of them too jealous, hey yo, you know, I have a theory, you know what? Because you know, at the end he kind of snapped right. It kind of like one of those things to where, like hey, look, man, man, I'm trying to uh be better than my past. You know, look here, just because I'm in this suit and wearing these glasses doesn't mean that you know like he could have been from the hood and like, hey man, I'm trying not to step out of.
Speaker 2:Bro, my favorite character is Baby Potter, bro oh.
Speaker 5:Baby Potter.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you something, man, this pimpin', I got it in my blood. I came from a family tree.
Speaker 5:My granddaddy was a pimp.
Speaker 2:My great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking about pimpin'. Before pimpin' was pimpin'.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God Bro I used to walk around with Baby Potter On your hand, all the time In your pocket.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I used to get my brother, so wait hold on, so you were that damn grip of baby powder. Mother got handprints on their face just walking around.
Speaker 4:He almost told you behind up and down the street bro. I was like, ooh, I heard about that Me, and Justin heard about that one bro. I was like, ooh, I heard about that Me and Justin heard about that one, bro we was like ooh Bro, I was just talking to JD today that was something. Oh man, you know it's a stereotypical thing, but it's one that's true and funny. Every single black movie got a pimp.
Speaker 2:That's a fact.
Speaker 5:That's so true. True, I'm gonna be real with you. Baby powder, remind me of my uncle john. Oh, my god, I ain't gonna lie. I was like watching a mirror. I was like dang, did they just like put my uncle john in the movie because he really act like that and talk like that? That's not funny. He got a goal too.
Speaker 3:He was thanking.
Speaker 5:Pippen, I'm like, you are so old, pippen don't die.
Speaker 2:Pippen don't never die, it multiplies.
Speaker 4:He said the game may change, but the players remain the same. Oh God, look.
Speaker 2:I be thinking of that same quote from First Sunday. All the time it's raining white women. Hallelujah Bruh, I'll be dead.
Speaker 4:Oh, you got me bruh, but for reals though I'm kind of backtracking on this Not even so much. We already talked about how much we absolutely hated Bart. Bart got on the nerves when he stole all the weed.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, that wasn't Bart, that was Gerald Gerald.
Speaker 4:Gerald Stole all the weed.
Speaker 1:Now let me talk about Gerald. Let me get on Gerald's ass real quick. This dude, this wannabe knockoff police officer type shit going on, uh thinking he's um running shit on that. One dude in the glass from on 30 rock just threw that citation right in his face, like you don't get no respect and no shit like that. And then next thing, you know, I fucking love the part to where, uh, I need money them. Uh, they stole his bike and just ran it right into the street and 18 will have ran it over. And then those dudes came up and stole the part.
Speaker 5:I'm not going to lie to you about this point of the movie. I officially thought he was going to be the bad guy. I was like, okay, I'm trying to predict the things and I'm like, okay, so what's going to happen is he's going to burn this point Like he's going to burn this plant, Like he's going to burn ivory, Like he's got a plan in his head yeah, you're not wrong. Shut up.
Speaker 4:Burned him right on up, all through his lungs, down through his stomach.
Speaker 1:Man, he got so fried after that I'm like man, the dude was in a robe and shit. I was like he was gone.
Speaker 4:Honestly, those are one of the smokers you got to be real careful with.
Speaker 1:He's not Gerald anymore, that's just Jerry, that's just.
Speaker 4:Jerry now, but you got to be real careful with people who smoke like that though, who don't know when to stop they don't have no record size when to stop on shit.
Speaker 1:You got to be on shit. You need moderation and discipline, mental discipline.
Speaker 4:I always gotta be careful about them.
Speaker 1:Don't be one of those thorns that act like oh, I can't function. I'm like uh-uh, you fall into the genjutsu now.
Speaker 4:But then you also realize, how much it was that he smoked. That was a whole plant man that was a whole plant Horrible.
Speaker 1:No, no, that gotta be like ounces in one session. Like bro, like that would have. Not, bro, I would. If I smoked that much, I would have not only been knocked out, I would have woke up the next morning and still be high. Absolutely, I I'm like. No, that was a dangerous amount. He was smoking. But once again, stoner comedy. The logic is thrown out the window in this movie. But, realistically speaking, you by yourself, I would say five, ten blunts and you're gone, you're done.
Speaker 5:Half of one, half of one for me.
Speaker 1:Half of one.
Speaker 5:Listen.
Speaker 1:MJ, I am so disappointed.
Speaker 5:I didn't even start smoking until like two years ago.
Speaker 4:Don't judge her. Don't judge her Because one of the things y'all still gotta remember I don't smoke.
Speaker 1:I overestimate you, MJ.
Speaker 5:You definitely did Listen. I didn't start smoking until I lived in California and it was legal. I was a very much person who was like I don't want to do anything against the law. Who was?
Speaker 1:like I don't want to do anything against the law. Honestly, my smoke is like how I drink. I'm surprisingly a heavyweight. I'm like I have a surprising amount of power. You would think like, hey, he doesn't normally even smoke and drink that much. But I'm like, uh, you, I'm like fucking Anakin Skywalker, you underestimate my power. You don't know how much I can handle.
Speaker 4:Look.
Speaker 1:I was smoking on the table.
Speaker 4:Considering the fact that you literally say that you need to get a bowl before every single podcast that I have been on with you, Every single one. You be like hold on, I gotta get a bowl real quick.
Speaker 1:But that's how I stay cool though.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying, bro, I know how much you smoke, I also understand why it is that you smoke, cause, uh, stuff we done dealt with. But still I'm curious because y'all know I don't, I don't, my don't, my past doesn't delve me in partaking of product oh man like we don't even need to go there.
Speaker 1:I told you.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to just straight up say it's not going to happen. Too many eyes, ears watching and listening. But I'm curious though, Tuck Professor Tuck need I? Curious though Tuck Professor Tuck, need I need money, Tuck, how much do you need that smoke?
Speaker 2:I don't need that smoke. But when I was on that smoke, let me tell you how it started. First of all, let me tell you how it started. Look, I needed some money. So eighth grade, my cousin bought a dime bag, gave it to me. I was like I didn't even know what to do with it. I said how much it cost. He said $5. This is back when it was $5. Yeah, I was about to say $5.
Speaker 1:That was back before the inflation and shit.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, yeah, inflation affect weed prices.
Speaker 2:Yeah, inflation affect.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you be getting like okay, a gram was a dud, now listen.
Speaker 2:It's getting to a point where 10 a gram. It started to become rare yeah, yeah, 10 a gram was standard. $20 was for a gram back then. You know what I mean. It was high, it was all time high $65 apes unprecedented yeah, like nowadays it's more like, okay, you, $65 Apes, unprecedented.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like nowadays it's more like, okay, you might get some decent stuff. But if you want the really good shit you know the gas that, you know that really mac and cheesy type shit yeah, you're going to have to pony up some extra money for that. Look, I'm going to be honest with you.
Speaker 4:Your best have to pony up some extra money for that. Look, I'm going to be honest with you. Your best thing to do is to buy a boat.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 4:Boat's going to save you money, save you time, run the trip.
Speaker 2:But like, yeah, I was buying. I was buying. You know what I mean getting that from my cousin for $5 and selling it for $10. That's how I started my journey.
Speaker 1:In fact I would say, think of it like a dietary supplement to wear and also a sleep aid to wear first thing in the morning, right before lunch, right before dinner and right before bed. Very minimal.
Speaker 4:Goddamn bro, you had them with meals hey man when you them with meals.
Speaker 1:Hey man, when you have them with the meals, the meals be fucking, I guarantee you satisfied them munchies, but still.
Speaker 5:I will not be moving. I don't think you understand.
Speaker 1:No, you don't understand. I'm built like Shaggy, from Scooby-Doo to where I got the high metabolism, to where I can eat so much and I barely gain weight. I've been 150 for years. Now I'm actually trying to gain weight. Do you know how hard it is to try to actually gain weight by keep burning?
Speaker 2:the shit off it's probably about the same amount that it takes to get rid of weight.
Speaker 5:It's about the same, I'm assuming it must be, because I feel like you're bragging.
Speaker 1:I'm not bragging, I'm trying to gain muscle and it's so annoying because I'm like, fuck, I have to work twice as hard just to.
Speaker 5:Fuck, let's just trade then we can trade.
Speaker 4:Look, I know we're not really like plugging in too many people, but there are some people that are inside the zone Facebook page and letting y'all know in the group. Definitely join in the group if you have not. Like, we actually do have some nerd fitness going like. There's some people in there that actually, like they specialize in fitness and helping people for their specific body types, like our man JB, who's trying to put on some weight so he can. They specialize in fitness and helping people for their specific body types, like our man JB, who's trying to put on some weight so he can put on some muscles and stuff. And then people like myself who, if I decide one day I just want to treat myself to a cookie. It's going to take me like a week and a half to get rid of that.
Speaker 2:So I'm just like I got a hyperbolic time training. You know what I mean? So I got a hyperbolic time training. You know what I mean? So I got a training regimen. So if you acute and potential baby mama candidate, come and see me immediately, I'm going to take care of you. You don't even got to worry about it.
Speaker 3:Dude, that's what I was about to say, though I actually went to school to be a personal trainer, so I was about to chime in and say if anybody needs help with anything y'all can always reach out to me, of course.
Speaker 4:Look at that, we are plugging someone in there. We go right there what about me?
Speaker 2:I'm gonna hit a both y'all. I just out here trying to create a harem. Anybody trying to talk to the tub? I'm not creating a ham, I'm trying to help people it sounds like a harem.
Speaker 4:It sounds like research his advertisement right now sounds like the beginning of every single porn I said you need help because you're stuck in the dryer.
Speaker 2:I didn't say that.
Speaker 5:Wow, I actually know what that one is. That's hilarious.
Speaker 4:It's the fact that you said you actually know what that one is.
Speaker 5:You know, I don't know much of them.
Speaker 4:You remind me every day how innocent you are. Skip if you join the club.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. I can help you out. Hyperbolic training. I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 4:Every day you remind me how much, how innocent you are. I'm curious Is that half a month a day, or is that just like every week, every so often, like I'm just curious?
Speaker 5:Oh, that's definitely Like once a year at this point Since I moved from California.
Speaker 2:Y'all remember the song Kanye's Workout Plan Really? Oh? Wait, I thought I thought that was. Y'all remember the song Kanye's Workout Plan Really, oh?
Speaker 5:wait, I thought that was what's his name, not Bubba Sparks. What?
Speaker 4:was that other boy's name. I'm from the M. Cook a letter, cook a letter.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about David.
Speaker 4:Banner David Banner Sweat, like everyone.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I forgot about that song.
Speaker 4:You mean the whole song. He ain't doing nothing but whisper, Don't play with me.
Speaker 5:Don't play with me. Don't play with me. That joke was so funny to me.
Speaker 4:Most people do not quote the uncensored, they only quote the censored version. They still have never heard the uncensored version Of that song. Nope, never heard it.
Speaker 5:You never heard it.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 5:I never heard the uncensored song.
Speaker 2:The uncensored. No, it's crazy, the first word Actually.
Speaker 5:Well, I'll go check it out later Go on, girl.
Speaker 2:Let me see I'm going to say this right now.
Speaker 4:The lyrics I have to hold up the word, listen.
Speaker 5:JB, get them, save me okay.
Speaker 1:Speaking of which, I want to go ahead and move on with the movie. Let me talk about this one part here to where. Okay, silas and Lauren. So after the whole thing with the botany class, I like how Silas was like chopping up with Lauren and right in front of Bart's face he was like you might as well tell him what it is like. You gonna realize that he's a shallow bastard. He's gonna leave him for me. So until then, be cool, peace. And then just walked up and then Bart just standing there feeling the type of way I'm like man, see, that's how you get to like Bart is bitch made, because I would have lit his ass up right there immediately. I'm like, oh, oh, so that's a plan, huh, okay.
Speaker 4:Dude, like you, don't let yourself be showed out like that. Dude just literally put his balls out in front of you right now and told you oh, so that's your plan.
Speaker 1:Huh, that's your plan. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4:You're supposed to like handle that immediately, like just the only time you don't is, obviously, if your girl feels heavily offended and she wants to handle him, then she was.
Speaker 1:She was all in my dude, like you can tell the way she was acting like she was all in already I'm for real.
Speaker 4:He had her choosing. It's like how Jirahama did that with Baki's mom Just went up and was like, yeah, you like the way I do this, don't you Go ahead? Stop wasting time with that man. Pull the real nigga out. And he just walks out. I'm just saying this dude went up and said that he clearly said he wanted your girl Handle. That Like what is wrong with you. You generally be like oh well, I got all this and this and I don't need. That's like one of those ones like with Boondocks again. It's like oh, I don't have to engage in a nigga moment, I'm white. What you going to do? Call the police and be like police.
Speaker 1:He tried to take my. What are you doing? I'm like this is your perfect chance to throw your life away better defend yourself, bro to hell.
Speaker 4:Absolute waste of time. Okay, bro, hit all the reds like literally had extreme science smarts and on top of that, homeboy just got the best friends. Look, I just also want to go back real quick to Ivory. I just want to mention there's two things I got to mention One was that shit in his head really the Markabuda? Y'all think that. Y'all think there's just some shit he should have got removed, like what did y'all think about the girlfriend in the middle?
Speaker 3:of the shoot. I honestly you should have got that shit taken off, dude.
Speaker 1:Just shave that shit man. Get a razor and just shave that shit off man. Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, that's not even like I feel like if it was like a little further up on his head, I'm like maybe I can kind of see it, but like right there, right between the eyebrows, like nah, man, you just got like you're just forming a unibrow at this point. You need to shave that shit off, dog.
Speaker 4:So how do you feel about the actor, about some of the rappers that get tattoos right there in the middle of their eyebrows?
Speaker 1:Like what's his face? Dc Youngfly. Remember when he did that?
Speaker 4:Yes, was it Uzi? No, it wasn't Uzi. And who was it? It was somebody else. Who um Kodak Black? That's who the fuck it was.
Speaker 1:I mean their body, their choice. So I don't care.
Speaker 4:No, it's just one of those ones for me. I'm just like bro, tape that shit off your head.
Speaker 1:Bro, what the I mean that ain't got nothing to do with me, so I'm like they can tattoo their faces If anything. Don't get no tattoo of someone that you're dating or whatever, because, like bro, what if that?
Speaker 3:shit.
Speaker 1:No, go ahead.
Speaker 4:It's called a curse tattoo. I'm just agreeing with you. It's called a curse tattoo. I hated that tattoo. I had no go ahead.
Speaker 1:It's called a curse tattoo. I'm just agreeing with you.
Speaker 2:It's called a curse tattoo. Yeah, I'm like, don't do that. I hated that tattoo I had. I had it covered up so fast. I never got nothing covered up with equipment like I did.
Speaker 4:Really you will only if you're getting one as a family member. The things that are agreeable for you to do is mom, dad, usually like parents or grandparents, Even sometimes aunties. If you're tight with them, Be mindful For so not your cousins.
Speaker 1:Especially if you got too many cousins.
Speaker 5:I love y'all.
Speaker 1:But I got a lot of cousins. I don't got no space for y'all.
Speaker 5:Especially, if not, your nieces and nephews Cause, especially if you got too many of them, they might be jealous.
Speaker 2:They gonna definitely be jealous.
Speaker 4:Picking a favorite.
Speaker 1:Like little tiny heads, like shrunken heads, almost like I got cheetah Spots or some shit.
Speaker 4:Exactly, but yeah, it's always called a curse tattoo. It's literally just one of those things like Even, um, even if it's like a spouse, it's usually Encouraged not to do so because it's considered A curse tattoo, even if you have, like the perfumery. Sometimes, as soon as you get that tattoo and all of a sudden it starts Causing some issues and you like, you gotta. It's just an energy of the universe right Now, type of thing.
Speaker 5:You know it happened to Hulk Hogan, right? I don't know if y'all watched that show on VH1, but Hulk Hogan and his wife Winning got tattoos right. They had been married by this point for like 30 plus years. Winning got the tattoos in like two months. She's cheating on him with the pool boy.
Speaker 5:Not the pool boy, not a cool boy. And not only was he the pool boy, but she. He was also her daughter's boyfriend or ex-boyfriend, some weird stuff. I was like what. And then her cold was just sitting there, broken hearted, like man. Why did we get these tattoos?
Speaker 4:But it's the truth. Though it's considered a curse tattoo, it's a curse. Have it encouraged. Don't do it. Don't do it with people you date.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo Speaking of curses and that shit and weird family dynamics, that new chapter of Jesus theutsu Kaisen though.
Speaker 4:Look, we ain't going into that.
Speaker 5:You want to talk?
Speaker 4:about that. I'm not even talking about Jujutsu Kaisen. If y'all ain't read the latest two chapters because I was so heavy, I'm really so bad. Y'all ain't read Jujutsu Kaisen and the last two chapters of Jujutsu Kaisizen and the last two chapters of my Hero Academia them two right there, bruh. Jb you messed my mind up, we don't talk about Bruno Bruh.
Speaker 2:We don't talk about Bruno.
Speaker 5:Exactly but.
Speaker 4:Also the one thing I wanted to mention real quick. About Ivory too, I want to say Heaven is real nice. He had this whole thing with his locks and they're like oh yeah, you know, my locks is nice, the ladies love this. He went to Heaven. They chopped them shits off.
Speaker 2:My mom came back with a full suit on.
Speaker 5:We used to call them dookie locks.
Speaker 4:It's me, baby, it's me, bro. You got them tires on your head, bro. What is that? Nah, that?
Speaker 1:reminded me of that one Joyner Lucas song.
Speaker 2:The Indian duck in the middle of his head.
Speaker 1:It reminded me of that one Joyner Lucas song. It's like uh, one I'm not racist to wear. Uh, you know the white guy was saying like uh, racist to where. You know the white guy was saying like, put your motherfucking pants up, put that suit back on, take that two-pack off, put that gold on your mouth. You know, get that haircut and all that shit. I was like that just kind of reminds me like you gotta clean all that shit up. Like you ain't gonna come up into heaven with all that shit on Like nah.
Speaker 4:It was just a lot of losses. The bad part about it is they kept the thing on his forehead. They kept that we were willing to work with them.
Speaker 1:They kept that. I'm looking at it right now. I'm like fuck they did.
Speaker 4:But they was not willing to keep them lost. They're like no bro.
Speaker 1:Nope.
Speaker 4:Not them. If you had them a little bit smaller, they were actually clean, Not just out here absolute jumbled, disgusting mess. You probably wouldn't be able to keep them. But nah, bro, Okay, hold on.
Speaker 1:I want to talk about this one part here and how high it's a way Before they get the hose and start the party and shit. I like how they were just chilling, right. And then Tuan was just beating his two-inch meat to this porno, right. And then as soon as Jeffrey walks in and see what he's watching, he was like oh, I need to sit my ass down and watch this. I was like fucking virgins. Oh, I need to sit my ass down and watch this.
Speaker 1:I was like fucking virgins straight up they were looking at that shit like they'd never watched a porno before. That's how bad it was. I was like, oh, I've never seen naked women before.
Speaker 4:I'm like, oh, bro, bro, bro now I have a question real quick. This is something that kind of just. I'm like oh, bro, Bro, Bro. Now I have a question real quick. This is something that kind of just is a little bit important onto this one Are y'all possibly planning on doing a review on how High 2? Or are we only doing the first?
Speaker 3:one man. Look, I forgot they made a how High 2.
Speaker 1:No, no, listen, I watched it once. I don't care for it.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's all I need To hear then, because, like, I thought About it for a second but then I was like it's like Undercover Brother 2 for me.
Speaker 1:It's like I watched it once, don't care for it.
Speaker 4:There was a second Undercover Brother.
Speaker 1:Yeah, with Michael.
Speaker 4:J White and all that shit Wasn't Michael J White's. It once don't care for it.
Speaker 1:There was a second undercover brother.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, well, michael j white and all that shit wasn't michael j white's character like unconscious most of the time yep, what the?
Speaker 1:you know what, never mind, okay, okay, this is what I'm talking about with these sequels that be coming out of nowhere Between how High and how High 2, it was an 18 year gap. We didn't even need a sequel.
Speaker 4:About the same for Undercover Brother 2. Undercover Brother 2 and how High 2 both came out in the same year.
Speaker 1:And Undercover Brother the first one, and how High came out in the same year.
Speaker 5:And Undercover Brother the first one, and how High came out in the same year.
Speaker 3:What the fuck, mmm.
Speaker 1:Mmm, I'm just Okay, I guess I don't know, man, I mean to be fair though, 2001 that was a lit year, except for, you know, back in like A little Early September, you know what I'm talking about. But other than that, like 2001 was kind of lit when it came to like Movies and TV shows and shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, lord, okay, now I know we obviously we gonna. I think the only other thing that was probably disgusting, that is important for the movie I can't, I'm not willing to do stuff Like what people were willing to do For fraternities and sororities. I'm not willing to do this shit.
Speaker 3:Oh hell no.
Speaker 4:Hell, no, what's in your hole? And it's like what is in your cup. What is it's like what is in your cup. What is this? It's disgusting. He says toilet water.
Speaker 1:Nah, man, do you guys mind like, do you mind talking that way, because your breath smells like straight ass crack.
Speaker 4:All this stuff he was willing to do to get sworn in. It was like like I get fucking boring.
Speaker 1:I'm out of here.
Speaker 3:I'll wait. Fuck that, it's like.
Speaker 4:Lifetime memberships and brotherhood and you get access to all these other different things. I'm like is it really Worth it to do this to yourself?
Speaker 1:Like you know, Actually, you know, that's where I got it from. It's where I just be fucking with people. It's like I just say under my breath Something and just make it sound like Somebody else said it.
Speaker 5:That's why I got it.
Speaker 1:You're an asshole, dean. I like say that, jeffrey, that's so rude.
Speaker 4:This is because the first thing so bad that you to give him away. Oh, I don't blame him, I could not. He's sitting here Like he's drinking Toilet water, and that's not Toilet water. You're drinking Toilet water From a public place, bruh.
Speaker 1:Bro, no, no, let's circle back To when they Got into the dorm room and Jeffrey was like oh, not you two again. I was like man, paul Blaine, I'll kick your ass shut up. And I was like come on, bump that NWA, they'll think you're cool.
Speaker 3:I was like oh yeah, I love that attitude.
Speaker 1:I was like boy. Nobody dropped the N bomb In here, and that go for you too, right, patty?
Speaker 5:The slap heard around the movie. I'm gonna be honest, that's better than Any of the baby body slaps, slap heard around the movie.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 5:That's better than any of the Baby Pies slaps Like. If he would have had Baby Pies on his that joint would have been hilarious because it would have been in the whole movie.
Speaker 4:Baby Pies would have felt offended. He'd be like who's here slapping harder than me?
Speaker 1:Oh, when the fight was breaking up between Powder and Silas and Jamal, I was like I'm about to knock you the fuck out. I'm not doing, no wonder, I'm not going to fuck it up. And then got that Powder. I need money. Oh, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, like they would've fucked him up, like. Nah see, they wouldn't even need to, because you know, tuan, when he came up and got the girls back, he was like hey, yo, I came for your girls. I was like nah, you came for that two ducks fucker like. And they was like yo. Tuan and then they was like, and I was like, oh, it was two egg rolls, it wasn't duck sauce when they wind up having. I need to slap my goddamn self with that.
Speaker 4:And then also once Ivory was gone, then they had to go to the graveyard and they was trying to dig up dead presidents.
Speaker 3:And they were smoking fingers and shit.
Speaker 1:Trying to grind it up in a blender and shit.
Speaker 4:They were trying to make oh boy, blender and shit. They were trying to make Old boys smoke faint. They were like you need to smoke it first, just in case it's bad. And then, every single time they would try to cut the bones. They were like, okay, we gotta crack the finger off and then crack the bone, wait, wait wait, did you check his pockets?
Speaker 1:I mean hey, you might have something on them that might be Variable. Like that actually Kind of makes sense.
Speaker 4:You're having a great problem right now. You might as well.
Speaker 5:What I thought was funny Was the fact that they was like yeah, it's a president, so he must be smart Like bruh.
Speaker 3:No, that is not how that works.
Speaker 1:See this like this one saying that somebody said Just because a person is rich Doesn't mean they're smart. Same thing with Just because they have In a position of power Doesn't make them smart. It's like Some people can fail up. That's just how it is sometimes.
Speaker 4:This is very true. Some people really can smart. It's like some people can fail up. That's just how it is sometimes. This is very true. Some people really can Well, and then you know the final scene always being the best one, where everybody got the entire school high from the bomb.
Speaker 3:The victory bomb. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on. Let me back it up Because I'm gonna get to there. But you know, silas and lauren was uh, chilling while she was doing her research and whatnot. And then barb busted and I was like I know you're trying to do size, you're trying to frick her, and she was like gasp, like how'd you know?
Speaker 1:because, no, she noticed how. She wasn't Like denying it, she was just shocked that he would make that assumption. And I was like, so you know? But then let's fast forward To the presentation, to where, yeah, she pretty much found out that Harvard is now the Home of America's first bong and it was called the Liberty bong. And that's when Benjamin Franklin showed up and I was like, yep, it's the Liberty bong. And I was like light that shit, smoke that shit, pass that shit.
Speaker 3:Good old Gerald and his newly stoner ass took the first hit off of it. He was just.
Speaker 1:Man.
Speaker 3:Dean Cain was so surprised.
Speaker 1:He was like Gerald, Not you too?
Speaker 3:Then Dean Cain, when he lost his shit and went full damn shining mode with a damn axe and everything Jack Torrance style in there.
Speaker 1:Oh I know this motherfucker just fucked up my shit and everything Jack Torrance style in there. Oh, I know this motherfucker just fucked up my shit.
Speaker 3:I need money, you can talk.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's quite surprising to me too, jamal Lord. It's a gift, a gift from above.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to do all of that. That was definitely a funny scene. I think that was probably one of my favorite scenes, just because, you know, at the time he was so convinced that the whole movie claimed the whole mute angle, where you know, like he would just constantly sneak around, steal shit. Or like the scene at the party where he was talking to be real from cypress hill and he fucked up and threw the, the record off the, off the dj station, and he put a plate on there and shit, like he just he, he had the, he had the whole gimmick going. And then when he actually just starts yelling and screaming and shit, man, I loved it, I thought it was absolutely hilarious, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh well, you know what. It kind of remind me how I just finished a good place and first of all I love it. And second of all, it reminds me about jason, from there to where I thought he was gonna do the whole bit for like a little longer, but like, nah, okay, they pretty much got rid of that pretty quick, but then again it would have got kind of tiresome at some point. So I'm like, okay, it was rid of that pretty quick, but then again it would have got kind of tiresome at some point. So I'm like, okay, it was kind of a good move. But in a way, just reminded me of that I love jason.
Speaker 4:This was an awesome, awesome character in that yeah, he's like the perfect idea of a him.
Speaker 1:But like see, here's the funny thing. I'm not trying to pick on him, but that's. This was my immediate um reaction, like uh, in a way I was like bro, uh, I don't know if he's actually filipino, like, maybe he was just filipino for the sake of the show, like I need to actually look into it. But dude was looking like filipino eric miller in certain angles.
Speaker 4:Oh gosh but yeah, I could definitely see that comparison where you, like you, had these characters that seem they seem dumb, but they're not dumb. You always gotta pay attention to that and it's like you know, sometimes they'll come up, they'll say something smart and it's like, yeah, they might come up with the dumbest ideas that can happen, but it's still one of those ones that you like. But then every now and again they start making some sense about something I don't know.
Speaker 1:You know, near the end, when he was trying to trick Chidi into what was it you should tell Eleanor how you feel, and all that shit. It was like ah, okay, like in a rough way, way, I see what you're trying to do there, I'm like okay. And he was like saying I read books, man, jeez, I mean we'll get to that when we review that series.
Speaker 4:That that's a series to definitely talk about. A lot of psychological things into that, some philosophical things into that too. But like I like how I need money is like just have those moments where you finally like talking at the end and they're like you spoke, you can talk, oh for reals, though.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know what can I talk about what? Okay, can I talk about the part with the crew, like the actually rolling event to where, okay, they were gonna go ahead and go up against Yale, right, and then the coach was saying like, oh, you can't change that up, it's against the rules. And I'm like, what rules? Who cares? Like, do y'all care about the rules? I'm like no.
Speaker 1:And then when the act got started and shit and Jamal was smoking up and all that and saw his mama up in the sky. How the fuck can everybody else see?
Speaker 3:her man. Look, it's one of those things that goes back to the whole the small person in the damn santa suit, man. It's like some of it makes sense, some of it doesn't, but at the same time it's very it's. It's, it's the stoner comedy angle, man. It's just that comedic relief that you needed for that scene and it worked out this is one of the things also called residual highs.
Speaker 4:Some really good shit around you and all you get Is the whiff of it, and that whiff sends a psychological Signal to your brain, to where you start seeing shit too, even though you ain't on that level of high that that person's at. That's a good shit, bruh.
Speaker 1:It's like that one part where Gerald is like what is that scent? And then I was like, oh, that's my cologne, can I buy from?
Speaker 3:you, can I buy from you?
Speaker 4:Okay, obviously we're going to go for this acronym. We know we obviously got to talk about the age old. You know, FUBU, this is FUBU FUBU.
Speaker 1:Buy us, fuck you.
Speaker 2:Yo, that is iconic.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 4:There's nothing but spoilers from this movie bro.
Speaker 1:See, the weird part for me was see the coach was wearing Boo Boo before. Well, the coach was wearing Boo Boo in Dean C Kane's office and Dean Kane was like talking to him and the coach was telling him oh, like, bill, what are you wearing? And I'm like it's Boo Boo man. And then the second time around, when you know the whole thing with the pigeons and shit, we'll get to that when we get to that. But essentially with Twan and Dean Kane would look at him and I'm like, and shit, we'll get to that when we get to that. But essentially with Tuan and Dean came to look at him and I'm like what the hell are you wearing? He's like Boofoo and I was like Boofoo and hold on. So you didn't ask for clarification the first time with the coach, but you asked for clarification for the Asian kid.
Speaker 3:You know, I guess the only thing I can come up with is maybe it was just because it was the second time he heard it. He was so damn flabbergasted that more than one person was wearing this boo-boo that he had to question it. But the damn reaction he got when Quan told him what it was was definitely priceless. When Quan told him what it was was definitely Christ.
Speaker 1:Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, actually, nah, you know what Fuck it. Let's go back to the Halloween parts where everybody was like partying and shit. You know Silas and Lauren was hanging out having a quote-unquote date and they were being like real cute about it too. I love that part. I like their relationship going on, but that's beside the point. The B parts where, okay, dean Cain, the wife, they're having this lane party elsewhere, but then, you know, dean Cain ate those brownies that Silas and Jamal made, so that way he would just like chill the fuck out. And then Dean Cain like chill the fuck out. And then Dean Cain was acting the fuck out. It was like, uh, man, this is pouring, like Ayo, dj, hit me. And then they was like fucking jamming.
Speaker 4:I was like hell yeah ugh yeah, now, if I can mention into this, because I realize for me my time is starting to come through, yeah now, if I can mention into this, because I realize for me my time is starting to come through, but this is something important to understand. This is also one of those movies that, like you had mentioned at the very beginning, this is a stoners movie. It is not meant for you to take seriously whatsoever. It's not supposed to have a super long, like a super long, really in-depth story. It's just a bunch of random shit that kind of happens all together and it's funny as hell. So Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 1:I was about to say that natural lampoon level of comedy to where it's like there's a whole bunch of shit going on.
Speaker 4:Yes, the thing about it is that Rotten Tomatoes still has the score for this movie at a 25%, with an audience score at being 79%. Pretty much letting you know critics would try to be like, oh my god, this movie, it just didn't make any type of sense.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on. To be honest with you back in the day, when it came to critics, the funny thing was, I feel I felt like critics are just glorified hipsters to where it seems like they always want some sort of intellectual type shit, and I can respect that nowadays, but at this point it's like kind of like what, uh rick san say it was like your booze. Mean nothing, I know it makes you cheer, and then the shit that they highly rate usually be like the most boring shit that you've never heard of.
Speaker 4:This is true. Look so the critics consensus. All together, they say that how High is a sloppily constructed stoner movie filled with lame, vulgar jokes.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, but that was the fun of it.
Speaker 3:I was about to say show me a stoner movie that isn't sloppily constructed. The main premise of all stoner movies is a group of people get stupid. Shit happens. There's no real way to construct it properly.
Speaker 4:I've seen so many cheetahs and chonks like my mom has watched. Here's the thing my mom's a very Christian woman. She is not just a minister, she is a pastor. So my mom has a very strict thing kind of strict on some stuff. But the thing about it is that she doesn't judge people who smoke because she herself used to be a smoker at one point and you know she understands the reasoning for people kind of going into that. My mom watched Cheetahs and Chong and she loves them duo and they say some vulgar ass shit in the stuff that they make.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:My mom watched. She watched the first Harold and Kumar movie and was like this is just stupid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was thinking like Cheetahs and Chong Harold and Kumar movie and was like this is just stupid. Yeah, I was thinking like Cheech and Chong Harold and Kumar, half Baked.
Speaker 4:Yeah, pineapple Express yeah, literally all of those movies are supposed to be just stupid. They will have vulgar terms to it because when you're high the truth comes out. That's just what it is. You don't have that mental restraint that society gives you. That society is like. You need to have a social norm into it when you're high, which is why I mostly recommend you do it in a safe, comfortable space, around safe friends, not just any old friends who are going to do whatever they're going to do, but safe, comfortable friends. You're going to have a good time because you're finally relieving all that stress that's inside your body, because you're not holding nothing back.
Speaker 1:It's gonna be vulgar, like for real hey one not to discount therapy, because I I highly support therapy, especially our resident therapist, tyler heitkaisen. I'm hoping to have her back on the podcast soon after you know get things settled with the twins. But point being is, my policy is I spend like $100 at therapy. When you just come over to the house, smoke this blunt with me and you can just let it all out, okay okay uh, what else?
Speaker 1:oh, we gotta talk about jamie, we gotta talk about the vice president's daughter. So you know, jamal and jamie hitting up, of course, of course.
Speaker 2:And it's getting to a point to where wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 5:You forgot to add three words my baby mama, you have another one.
Speaker 1:No, no, no oh, you don't want those. All they know is like no stop and oh no, you got that mixed up. My brother's like no don't stop.
Speaker 2:She is so.
Speaker 5:You can't have this many baby models, you just can't.
Speaker 2:Real bad man.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 4:Why you think I literally said this boy is out here Trying to make a hero, talking about like If you a potential baby mama, okay, why do you think I literally said this boy's out here trying to make a harem, talking about like if you're a potential baby mama, you want to try to?
Speaker 1:I mean, hold on, it doesn't necessarily have to be a harem, because that implies that you kind of keep the stable together.
Speaker 5:No, no, no it's more like breeding type shit. You know, I'm just drop my seed off and then move on.
Speaker 2:To be honest. To be honest, just because I tell you they're my baby mama don't mean we actually have a baby. We could have had a baby and you ever like spread your seed and was, like I know you, pregnant.
Speaker 5:No, no, not particularly.
Speaker 2:And sometimes people ask me. Put a baby in me. They don't really mean it, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Nah, like I don't know Dang, I kind of have to back tuck On that one part they become baby mama, whether it's a baby or not.
Speaker 1:I don't think that I mean that's like saying like oh, you're gonna be my future ex-wife One day.
Speaker 2:I'm like that might not be true, but I used to call a whole bunch of girls baby mom, what's up? Baby mom, you good.
Speaker 5:Oh, okay, okay, I guess.
Speaker 2:I can text Eight girls right now and say what's up baby Tucker's brothers have this weird thing.
Speaker 4:You three y'all be on stuff. I don't be understanding, but I'm not. I'm going to be very honest. They will pull and I can't fully explain. But them three will pull. It's just, it's the mouthpiece, but them three will pull. Is this? It's the mouthpiece something about the mouthpiece how many, how many potential baby mamas came close to actually being baby mamas? Ooh, I would probably say five. Okay, okay, 5. Okay, okay, as far as I know of this is personal, so the numbers only went up from there.
Speaker 4:Okay, I mean I'm a super soul, but still, I'm just going to be honest.
Speaker 2:My jersey in the rafters. I just took it down and dusted it off, just to make sure I still got it.
Speaker 3:It's like.
Speaker 2:Jordan when Jordan came back. He played for the Wizards, but he wasn't really doing it like he's supposed to. He still came back, and then he went to go play baseball.
Speaker 5:So wait, are you succeeding or not? I'm confused. He's not trying to. I'll take the boom hour. And then he went to go play baseball. So wait, does that mean you're? So wait, are you succeeding or not to succeed? I'm confused.
Speaker 4:He's not trying to. I'll take the boom hour. The boom hour Hold on. I'm going to use a quote made by, not his eldest brother, but by the middle brother of the Tuck family. I will practice all day and fail that test every time. I will practice all day and fail that test every time, do you? Know what the Boomhauer approach is what's the Boomhauer approach?
Speaker 5:Oh God if you've seen King of the Hill, you should already know before he even tells you. Can I be honest? I just watch King of the Hill sparingly and I just listen to Boomhauer talking. I never pay attention to exactly what's going on, other than that's my purse.
Speaker 1:Man Boomhauer just shoot his shot, regardless. Like if he gets Redemptified by one girl, he just move on to the girl Immediately. He'll move on to the next Girl. Like okay, let me tell, if there's one girl right next to you, like with Boomhauer, I'm like he will put on that Dido and then like put it on her. I'm like shit.
Speaker 4:Now, he did have one. He did have one that he really actually fell in love with and he was upset when she had on she did the same thing to him, but he was in the pool with it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but other than that, yeah, boom, yeah, but other than that, yeah, boom, howard, just take his shot when he go. What was it? No, no, no, it felt like Boomerang, the movie. Or even, like the song, papa was a roll In the stone. Wherever he lay his hat, he call home.
Speaker 5:And we're here now.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to tell you my boy, his head. He called home and we're here, dog, I'm trying to tell you my boy, but yeah, I take the boomerang approach. I be talking to a whole bunch of people. If I miss my shot, I miss my shot, I take another one. I don't care. That's the thing. I don't even care.
Speaker 1:Look, look.
Speaker 2:It's 11 billion In the world.
Speaker 1:So many fine ass women out in the world, I'm like, hey, man, it is what it is, I'll just keep fishing.
Speaker 4:Look, I'm happy I found my one. That's all I need.
Speaker 5:I'm all about finding the one.
Speaker 2:I'm all about finding the one too.
Speaker 1:But how you?
Speaker 2:know when you gonna find the one. Yeah, like sometimes you gotta keep going through the journey.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you think you found the one until you find out they tripping, and then you gotta do it all over again yeah, they say it's for better or worse right, but most people don't stay with better or worse.
Speaker 2:This is true that's true.
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah, that's true cause the thing about it.
Speaker 1:I'm like nobody can get lucky like you, koki Gatsu, we just fucking like and your wife like anime, wow so man she be watching Naruto right now, as we on here oh my god she's a.
Speaker 4:They just finished on Killa Zabuza. They about to hit the tuning exam. Watching Naruto right now as we on here. Oh my God, she is on she's. They just finished on Killing Zabuza. They about to hit the tuning exams, bro how about I'm on the same thing.
Speaker 2:I'm on the tuning exams with my daughter. There you go. Hey, you know she got a cousin sister, something like that. We'll talk offline. We'll talk offline. We'll talk offline. I'm willing to drop all my baby mamas for the right one.
Speaker 1:It's kind of like the whole Quagmire situation to where, like you know, the whole thing with Cheryl Tease like basically he was just feeling all boy, that he was trying to fuck around with multiple women until he found the right one.
Speaker 4:It was like then he just settled up for that one I put in this aspect, since we're still relating to the movie. In the short period of time I got left, lauren thought that she found the right one in bark. I mean, obviously, obviously that was not the case, but she truly did think that he was the right one. And some people think the right one is not what's going to make you. Some people think that the right one is something they settle for. They're like you know what? I've had all of this, and this one is not as bad as all the rest of them. So this must be the one, and that's not the case. That's not the case at all.
Speaker 4:The one is the one who makes you happy and smile. The one is the one who accepts you for who you are your goods and your flaws. They help you to be a better you, not to be a better. What they want you to be, not to be like oh, you need to be a better person for society. They want you to be a better you and they do it because they care about you. Don't rush the journey. Don't rush the journey't rush the journey, because I know a couple like. I knowa couple where the dude he was with I'll probably say maybe like 25, 25 other women before he finally found his wife. But his wife she had only been with like five other guys until she found him. Everyone's journey is different but eventually you find. You just don't. Don't give up. It takes time, it's okay.
Speaker 3:I'm giving up. He said I'm giving up.
Speaker 5:No, be encouraged. I'm so encouraged right now.
Speaker 1:Uh, modern day makes no fucking sense anymore, man. I'm like I felt like I missed the boat back when, um, things made more sense and a whole bunch of people wasn't than a whole bunch of people within.
Speaker 4:On a whole bunch. The internet has made things better and worse. I completely understand. It's okay, I got you. Things used to be simple. You could say things used to be simple back in the day, but it could have been simpler for some people and not for others, and different for others and other people. I don't want you to lose courage. You got this. Don't give up. At the same time, I know you're focusing on the zone right now You're focusing on bettering yourself. Ain't nothing wrong with that? Perfectly fine.
Speaker 1:Also, I've kind of gotten pissed off at the fact that they like me better when I'm more distant, where I'm like better when I try. When I'm like more distant, where I'm like, yeah, I'm just doing my own thing, I don't really care. And then it's like, oh, now they wanna talk to me. Oh, now they wanna get involved with me.
Speaker 4:Some people like Chase differently. You would not have spoken on that and you know what that could be a thing else we talk about for the movie too. One of the things about it is the fact that literally, lauren really thought that she liked the fact she had mentioned. Specifically, she liked the fact that Bart had kind of came after her and said like he was very appreciative, like he chased after who she. He chased after who it is that he thought she was, but that wasn't who she really was versus silas. He saw who she really was and chased after that.
Speaker 4:So that's kind of thing about it, like, yeah, maybe some people have chased after you more when you kind of like reserve because it seems more like a you from what they're expecting, and then you know, but everyone's different. You know, once they meet you be like, okay, well, this is how I am for real. And then you'll be like, okay, well, that's a little different than what I thought it was. Okay, you chased after what you thought I was, not after who I really was, and so you'll find the right point to where it's like people are not even trying to get to know me properly.
Speaker 1:That's the thing. It's almost like they want To take. Sure, the one thing that piss me off Nowadays, the way people Use horoscopes where it's like you tell them oh, when you were born, I was like, oh, I was born at this time. It's like, oh, so you're a Virgo. Like, oh, I can't fuck with Virgo. Like what the fuck does that have to do with it? What's that have to do with me? Like just because, oh, uh, I'm disqualified from fucking with you just because I was born during a certain time on the fucking calendar.
Speaker 4:Look, look, I want you to understand I am a Gemini.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 4:From understanding from what I have seen on various different horoscopes and everything, it is said that Geminis are the absolute worst people that you can ever date. They never make sense. They always wishy-washy on shit. They never know what the fuck they want. They always bipolar as hell. I thought that was Pisces. No, I mean, yes, I know it's Pisces, but no, that's what they feel for Geminis, because the Geminis are the twins. It's the good twins.
Speaker 1:Pisces is so 50-50 to me at this point, because I met some really cool Pisces and then I met one that was like talk to this.
Speaker 4:But see, here's the thing though Does the horoscope judge that, or does that person judge that? See what I mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Can be one bad person. I don't mean nothing, Okay.
Speaker 1:No, that's just the thing. That's why I don't really buy into that shit, because I'm like, okay, I met something that was pretty cool and something that was not. So you can't really just assume that we're all the same. Not all bird girls are the same. Not all Leos are the same, or Sagittarius or Gemini You're over generalizing Based off one tidbit are the same. Not all Leos are the same, or Sagittarius or Gemini, whatever, whatever. You're overgeneralizing based off one tidbit of information. And that's why I call socially and intellectually lazy. Yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 1:They're not trying to get to know me properly. They're not actually trying to take their time.
Speaker 3:It's more like they want a quick impression of me and if I don't meet the expectations, oh, they're bored with me yeah, it's much easier to um assign blame to something that you have no control over in a situation like that, because like it's much easier just to be like, oh well, you fall into xyz, so therefore you must be this way. When it's it's not necessarily that way, I mean like, yeah, sure, there may be some that are, but like you can't, you can't judge all by the few you know, and that's, that's exactly what that is. It's just a fucking way to be lazy, the way to not not, uh, put forth effort and just honestly miss out on good friendship, relationship, anything. Really. If you just judge people based off of horoscope or off of this or that and you don't get to know the person, it's a preconceived idea. That's just a falsehood. It's fucking ridiculous, man.
Speaker 4:Isn't there a term for this? It's not called horacism, because that sounds so wrong. It sounds completely different.
Speaker 5:You know, I truly honestly despise horoscopes. Not in, like, I think they're fun, I just think people take them way too seriously and then you might miss out on the person that you're really supposed to be with just because, like I mean, I'm supposed to they say I'm supposed to date, like I can date anyone except a Gemini, right? Well, I'll be honest with you, I'd rather never date a Gemini, maybe just because of the stereotypes that come with Geminis right. If I believed in that stuff, that would hinder me from a person that may actually be the one.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing. That's like saying, if you have like a whole checklist right, and if they don't check off everything on that list, they're not good enough. Or it feels more like if they have, um, some sort of flaws or whatnot and it's like, oh well, no, like I, like you are almost perfect. So for this one flaw right here, I'm like, bro, like if it was that one flaw and it's harmless, like it does nothing for you, it's just more like, if anything, you're just bugging about it and I'm like you're just going to pass on a dude that could have been perfect for you, or a girl that could have been perfect for you, or a girl that could have been perfect for you, just over that one little thing.
Speaker 2:Do you have?
Speaker 4:like a list.
Speaker 4:True, mj, do you? It depends on the reason I'm going. So, yeah, if you're judging based off a small thing, that that's just. Someone says someone I read one online one time said it best they're not worth their own time, much less your time. It's just, it ain't worth it. But also one of the things about it is too is the fact that, like, if it does help satisfy some people with astrology, there's been scientific testing and evidence and proof and there's absolutely no evidence to support the premise or the purported effects outlined astrological traditions. So like, it's just not possible, like it's not true. All these things that they'd be like oh, this and this says about horoscopes and stuff like that scientifically has been proven to be a false media. That's, that's just it that's crazy.
Speaker 4:It's not real. They've proven that it's false. They've done testing for years onto it, because it's like the social norm or you have to be mindful that person was born between this and this time because it could mean this and this about them and stuff. It's literally been proven false. It's just a way of making sales. It's a way of selling stuff. It's a way of selling things into that Even back in. Chinese time. Keep in mind what the point of having zodiac signs and things were for it was to keep track of birth.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the original thing before it was to keep track of birth.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the original thing for it was not to be like oh, we're judging them based on how they roll at this time, or we can get a an advanced idea of how they're going to act and stuff like that. That wasn't what it was for.
Speaker 1:It was just a way of keeping track of time I mean keep in mind that uh way back in the day, I would say like maybe Rewind it back to like 5, 600 years. The calendar like way different. That's why people say time is illusion, because you may never know how many days athletes Spend by in a week. Like it could have been. Like 3, 3 days could have been a week for them. Like 8 days could have been a week for them. Like eight days could have been a week for them.
Speaker 4:Like who? The? The standard roman calendar has been alive for thousands of years onto that. But the thing about it is is that astrology was, I think it was like only so many hundred years ago, so it was not even that long ago per se where they found out that the calendars nowadays don't reflect what would be the calendars back then, because of I'm not even really going to the science into it. The simplest term is because the sun's gravity is weird.
Speaker 4:Earth doesn't make a perfect circle around the sun. The earth does not rotate so many times around the sun Like you think. Like, oh, we get 365 days in a year. Technically, that's wrong. Like, oh, we get 365 days in the year. Technically, that's wrong. Some days we get 364, some days we get 362. There's some days that we might get 375 or something like that. The earth may wind up rotating faster at some point, and it's actually proving that the earth is starting to rotate faster right now, but it has done that before as well too. Therapist rotated slower during the ice age period. So I'm like there's so much scientific stuff into it there's no way to properly judge it by that. So I think I did a mathematical calculations based on.
Speaker 4:I did a mathematical calculation based on, like, my birth, just my birthday, and I was like, let's say, we erase leap years because leap years was supposed to help us get back on track. Because of the fact that the earth rotates at different speeds every single year. Every other day it changes speeds. That's why some days feel longer than you know you've ever felt like the day just feels a little bit longer than it should be, type of thing. The earth literally is rotating slower that day. It is not just your imagination, scientifically has Been proven. If the day feels like Dang, this day is just dragging on forever, that's because the earth is actually rotating Slower that day. It is actually happening.
Speaker 4:You're not Tripping, it really is fucking Happening and that's why the whole thing with biological cloths and shit, where it just feels like, uh, how time being perceived on the external might be different from how you perceive time in the internal exactly, and so it's like if you literally are thinking like something is kind of being off and weird and stuff your body if you want to believe, if we're wiccans because science has proven some of those aspect as well too because we didn't have wiccan, if we didn't have wizards and magicians and witches and wiccans, we wouldn't have today's modern technology. If we didn't have alchemy, we would not have medicine. We I've I've already gone through a whole discussion of that if not for alchemy, we can have uh 3d printing.
Speaker 1:Ain't that right, tatu?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4:You have science that's just real, that's what it is the study of metals and minerals and mixing things together and what their reactions are. Science originated based on alchemy. That's just what it was. But no, you can't judge based on that. You can't judge based on those stereotypical things. So the science behind everything kind of helped me out. Like it's everything is real, like it's just that's just what the fuck it is. I don't know. My bad, I was saying I had did the calculation one time on just my birthday. If I erased leap years and we just stuck with the standard 365 date every single year, my birthday wasn't even supposed to be.
Speaker 1:I wasn't even supposed to be a gemini, I was supposed to be a taurus oh, remember when all they added like that 13th one, uh, alphanica or whatever it was. And then, oh, it's like okay, under that shit, technically I would be more like a leo and I'm like, uh, it really don't matter to me at this point like this how the people are trying to make so many changes to justify things.
Speaker 4:That's why I was like don't don't be beaten by that.
Speaker 4:Like it's not, there's no point into it. If it I mean if it makes you feel comfortable, whatever it makes you feel comfortable, if it makes you lonely for the rest of your life, that's just the consequences of your actions. That's just what it is, bro. But like, don't don't be beaten down because somebody else wants to judge you because of their own ideals and stuff like that. As long as that person is not like physically trying to hurt you and shit like that, physically trying to hurt your family and shit like that, they ain't worth talking about you know what.
Speaker 1:And that's bringing me back to what I was trying to say to her. Like, look, I didn't, I'm not really giving up on relationships. I'm just sick of people trying to push me into a relationship. I'm like, hey man, if it happens, it happens. Like I'm not trying to rush it but at the same time I'm not gonna act like, uh, oh well, I'm absolutely done with relationship, like fuck it, because I tried too many times and I'm just giving up. No, she might still be out there, but all I'm saying is at this point, I'm just giving up. No, she might still be out there, but all I'm saying is, at this point, I'm just playing it cool. At this point I need to focus on me first and then we'll worry about relationships later.
Speaker 4:Yeah, ain't nothing wrong with that. Like Sada sat there, he focused on his thing for a little while, he had his little on and off and stuff like that. And then, you know, if I'm'm correct, based on how the movie supposedly ended, him and lauren wound up getting married and they wound up living an actually happy life together and shit, as far as we know.
Speaker 4:So like it took some time and that they hook up, you know yeah, but it's like you know, just take your time, you're gonna find the right one. Just be there. Yeah, you'll find your la Lauren.
Speaker 1:I mean at the very least In my experiences. It's like At least I know what I don't want True.
Speaker 4:There you go.
Speaker 3:Sometimes that's better Than knowing what you do when you know, because at least then you can identify the red flags and the things, and they can save you From wasting a lot of time.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, like see, and that's the funny thing it was like with some of these girls, like they were like really cool at first. I was like that's the thing when you just like you thought you found your one because they come off real cool at first, but then they went until years later, for some reason, to go mask off and I'm like, oh shit, like I did not see this coming.
Speaker 1:yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly. But uh, okay, back to the movie. How high, honestly, I think we pretty much touched on everything. Like, like I said, it wasn't even that deep of a movie, we pretty much just went over it through, laid through all the highlights. Yeah, y'all got anything else y'all want to add on to the movie.
Speaker 4:No, I appreciate our 420 stoner conversations that we had as well too.
Speaker 1:Because we actually, oh wait, hold on, hold on, y'all keep talking. But there was like one Video that I watched on YouTube About shower thoughts and these questions like kind of Bugged me to a point where I wanted to Talk to y'all about these questions and see how y'all feel, because you know, it's like maybe y'all would know, but it just feels like one of those questions where you have to be either in the shower or smoking weed to be asking these questions. Hold on, let me find it, but uh, y'all have anything else you want to add on?
Speaker 3:I think, I think I said pretty much all I wanted to say yeah it's a movie that I enjoyed from my childhood, and before I watched it, to prepare for this, I hadn't watched it, I hadn't watched it in over 10 years, but it was so funny because as soon as I turned it on, I instantly remembered all the lines, all the punchlines, all the jokes. I remember all the jokes, I remember all of it. So I mean that really says a lot as far as like, in my opinion, as far as the movie, because, like, even though critics say it's a flop it's a good movie regardless.
Speaker 4:If you want to watch it, you can watch it on Amazon Prime. If not, like me and have it on DVD.
Speaker 3:I had it on DVD, I just didn't want to dig it out. I was hoping it was streaming somewhere and thankfully it wasn't.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's on Prime right now. Prime actually, you had to pay for it last year. I think I was trying to watch it for $20 last year at one point. Now it's true.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's free if you have the subscription. Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's a cult classic, just like. How like. Uh, the new guy, that's such a good one too. So eddie griffin just be playing a whole bunch of characters.
Speaker 1:Okay, I got it, I got it. Y'all, I got it. Okay here's. Here's some questions that are kind of like, okay, it didn't really fuck with me, but it's like one of those really good questions. I'll like hey, man, like those are one of those really good questions. I was like hey, man, those are one of the really dangerous questions to ask someone. That's really high. Did you know that the aliens invaded the moon?
Speaker 5:Back in 1969?.
Speaker 4:No, Technically we're the aliens.
Speaker 3:We don't live on the moon.
Speaker 4:We're the aliens.
Speaker 1:I heard that one before, so if humans can't see air, can fish see water? Since fish can see water as their form of air and like can fish see air, but humans can see water as their form of air and like can fish see air, but humans can see water, though?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that's definitely true.
Speaker 4:I'm not high enough because I can scientifically answer this question, but I'm not high enough right now, so I'm not going to answer the question. In short, yes, in short, yes, in short, but continue.
Speaker 1:So if telescopes Use mirrors to see things, is that the reason why we'll never know if they're space vampires?
Speaker 4:It's a valid question. It's a valid question. It's a valid question it's a very valid question, right? Vampires are immortal and their bodies are forever cold and they have high durability. They can't be crushed by the vacuums of space. They don't need a suit and you can't really see them because they don't have reflections exactly imagine you going out into space suit and you can't really see them, because they don't have reflections. Yep Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1:Imagine you going out into space and then you just get bit by this random motherfucker just out in the world.
Speaker 4:Ah, You'll never be able to tell nobody. But I will say this, though I don't see it fully feasible, because if they wind up going by the same standards as Earth's standards, they would die when they're in the sun and there's nothing. They have to stay behind something blocking the sun. That'd be my only thing into that.
Speaker 1:They have to live on Pluto or some shit, far away from the sun.
Speaker 4:I mean technically, they can still live close by, they can just only live on the dark side, the dark side of the moon, dark side of the moon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can feed me to it the dark of the moon.
Speaker 4:That's why, during the eclipse, they'd be like oh, you can't look directly at the sun, you have to look at these eclipse glasses. No, it's because you're seeing into the vampire's eyes.
Speaker 3:Infinite seeing into the vampire's eyes, infinite sukuyomi, oh my god, alright, that was pretty much it.
Speaker 1:That's all I had, so absolutely nothing left from y'all.
Speaker 4:Nah, I think I'm pretty straight.
Speaker 1:Alright. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was it. Thank you for listening to us rant and ramble till the end. You stay nerdy and smoke weed every day, but not too much weed.
Speaker 5:Smoke weed every day.
Speaker 1:We are zoning out. So, oh wait, I remember Tattoo. You've been working, I've been seeing you?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you've been working.
Speaker 1:I've been seeing you. I have been, yeah, I've been seeing you with the tokens and the deck boxes and whatnot. So what you been up to lately, I know you got the Bamboo Lab, p1p and a bunch of other shit going on. So what's up? What's going on with that?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I just got the Bamboo Lab set up last night. I've been printing some accessories for it so that I can use all my stuff that I got for it or whatnot set up and start doing multi-color prints. But you know, I've been um, I've been banging out resin tokens and resin deck boxes, uh, painting them and whatnot. I just uh painted up a tiny bones deck box for Thunder Junction to go along with the set of, I think, six tokens that I designed for Thunder Junction as well. Oh, yeah, I got people asking me for commissions. I had this one client reach out and had me commission a set of tokens for Unfinity because she was a big Unfinity fan. So you know, just doing that.
Speaker 3:I got a couple of shops that are interested, like actual brick-and-mortar game shops, that are interested in carrying my products too. So, just trying to spread my products oh, I dropped you Trying to spread my products. And you know just trying to do everything I can to spread my products, um, and you know, just trying to do everything I can to spread the love for magic, the gathering, because it's one of my favorite card games, um, and then on top of that, you know, also doing like 3d printed statues and stuff like that. I got a commission for a giant aliens diorama that I'm working on right now. All kinds of stuff, man, just a little bit of everything, really.
Speaker 1:So, ladies and gentlemen, check out Chris Marsh on Facebook. Also check out Professor Tuck and Skip Love Anime and Kuro Gatsu on TikTok and, of course, you can always check me out Jet Blackestream on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and wherever else that you can find me. But once again, I say to you stay nerdy, stay fresh, smoke weed. Every day we are zoning out, take it easy.