Picture the scene: you're settling in for a movie night, and what do you reach for? That's right, the classics with a side of sequels – the good, the bad, and the ugly. Mira Jane and Professor Tuck joins me, JetBlackXtreme, in unwrapping the highs and lows of sequels, including the comedy gold of "Undercover Brother" and when follow-ups like "Undercover Brother 2" or "Coming to America’s" latest offering just don't hit the mark. We joust over whether sequels should be adding to the legacy or best left in the drafts, using the tempting yet terrifying idea of "Water Boy 2" as our battlefield.
As we glide from sequels to Sandler, the nostalgia hits hard with memories of "Waterboy" and the indelible Vicky Vallencourt. Our laughter spills over when we tackle the eternal question: What was Eddie Griffin really sipping in "Undercover Brother"? We connect the dots from '90s pop culture to trendy TikTok drink recipes and raise our glasses to the unforgettable characters that make these films stick like your favorite jam. And yes, we're talking about the smooth operator, Feather – you know the one.
Wrapping things up with a bow made of pop culture references and movie magic, we navigate the tricky currents of workplace stereotypes, shoot the breeze on anime and music legends, and even drop some celebrity crush confessions. Through a blend of personal anecdotes and humor, this chat wanders from the serious to the silly, making stops at every pop culture station along the way. So, power up your podcast app, get comfy, and let's revel in the glory of the movies and moments that define us.
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Picture the scene: you're settling in for a movie night, and what do you reach for? That's right, the classics with a side of sequels – the good, the bad, and the ugly. Mira Jane and Professor Tuck joins me, JetBlackXtreme, in unwrapping the highs and lows of sequels, including the comedy gold of "Undercover Brother" and when follow-ups like "Undercover Brother 2" or "Coming to America’s" latest offering just don't hit the mark. We joust over whether sequels should be adding to the legacy or best left in the drafts, using the tempting yet terrifying idea of "Water Boy 2" as our battlefield.
As we glide from sequels to Sandler, the nostalgia hits hard with memories of "Waterboy" and the indelible Vicky Vallencourt. Our laughter spills over when we tackle the eternal question: What was Eddie Griffin really sipping in "Undercover Brother"? We connect the dots from '90s pop culture to trendy TikTok drink recipes and raise our glasses to the unforgettable characters that make these films stick like your favorite jam. And yes, we're talking about the smooth operator, Feather – you know the one.
Wrapping things up with a bow made of pop culture references and movie magic, we navigate the tricky currents of workplace stereotypes, shoot the breeze on anime and music legends, and even drop some celebrity crush confessions. Through a blend of personal anecdotes and humor, this chat wanders from the serious to the silly, making stops at every pop culture station along the way. So, power up your podcast app, get comfy, and let's revel in the glory of the movies and moments that define us.
Text us for feedback and recommendations for future episodes!
We thank everyone for listening to our podcast! We hope to grow even bigger to make great things happen, such as new equipment for higher-quality podcasts, a merch store & more! If you're interested in supporting us, giving us feedback and staying in the loop with updates, then follow our ZONE Social Media Portal!
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Love and nerdiness yeah, something that can make you do wrong, make you do right. What's good, nerds? It's another episode of the Zone Podcast and, of course you know it being February, we gotta do one for the culture. Today's topic is undercover brother, and joining me today is Mira Jane, the anime theorist, and Professor Tucker brother. And what I'm gonna do, let's go on and on.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna be honest with you. I rewatched this movie. It was free on YouTube. Go ahead and check it out if you want to. It still holds up. It's still a classic. In fact, I dare say that undercover brother is a certified hood espionage. Yeah, certified. It doesn't say in the hood and, starting with Professor Tucker, how you feeling about undercover brother.
Speaker 3:Now undercover brother, and this might be a little controversial, but it's the black version of Austin Powell's.
Speaker 1:Yes, I agree, absolutely, Absolutely. Minus time travel yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't know, in a sequel. You know they might well. We don't count that. We don't count that, yeah.
Speaker 1:But I think the sequel is not it, sam. It's not it. Same movie, different circumstances. You know what? Fuck it? I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it, say it. I had this undercover brother to remind me of the sequel to come to America, to where it feels like the sequel that we really didn't need because it felt like the same movie, different circumstances, but it was borrowing too much formula from the original movie, so it doesn't really stand as a movie on its own. How?
Speaker 3:ever evil on. Don't put that evil on us.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's my opinion.
Speaker 3:Coming to America was great.
Speaker 1:The first one was coming to America.
Speaker 3:To coming to America was great, I'm for hot and he the whole time.
Speaker 1:I mean it was kind of funny here and there, but the fact that 30 minutes of the movie was literally recap of the first movie, I'm like, wow, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3:Do the same thing and animate. It's been 30 years. Season one of Soar Art Online came out in like 2000. Like it was so long ago, I don't know if.
Speaker 2:I remember.
Speaker 3:I don't know if I remember small details like those was clowns with tattoos.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you sound like one of those dudes that remember, but I'm not going to go.
Speaker 3:I mean, I do remember, I do remember that I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:Now hold on. To be fair, there are some sequels where it's like, okay, it's been a while since the first movie, but it still works. My suggestion would be Top Gun Maverick. Here's why because it works two ways. One, this was about in the original, to where, okay, maverick lost his friend Goose in the first one, and the sequel was more about helping these new pilots out and making sure that he avoids the mistakes that he made when he was more reckless as a hot shot back in the first movie. But also it challenges Maverick's old school ways with the new school ways. So it works as its own movie. And the sequel because it didn't borrow too much from the first movie but it was enough. To where it does have continuity, to where, okay, top Gun Maverick, it works. I don't know about some of these movies that just all of a sudden they just have to be a sequel now and I'm like I don't know if I even asked for this one, but we're undercooked, brother, I don't know.
Speaker 3:But it got to be a certified cult classic, like would you watch Water Boy 2?
Speaker 1:Oh, it really depends on who you are and everything.
Speaker 3:It would take away from the original. Yeah, it really depends on who you get If Adam Sandler come back.
Speaker 2:I don't know, it would have to be his child.
Speaker 1:It would probably be like a cameo a cameo at best.
Speaker 3:No, he got to be like the coach or something.
Speaker 1:I mean I was thinking coach too, but I'm like, would he really want to be the coach?
Speaker 2:We already got.
Speaker 3:Water Boy 2. It can show what we do.
Speaker 2:The grownups.
Speaker 3:Oh, we got to see him grow up. It can show Bobby Boucher. He retired from the NFL or something and he got a whole bunch of awards. He want to go back to his roots. When the Mudd dogs won the Bourbon Bowls, his highlight or something like that.
Speaker 2:But his wife the girl who played his.
Speaker 3:Vicky Balancourt.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she ain't going to be able to be in it.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Baruza Bowling. What happened to her? What's?
Speaker 2:he at have you looked at her lately? No, I haven't.
Speaker 3:Don't do it, but she showed me her boobies and I like them too.
Speaker 2:You ain't going to like her boobies now.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not even going to look it up, I'm not going to ruin my eye corner.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 2:Cursor of the image you have. I need my pupils, but you know she got deep into like and this is no shame to anyone who does different other religions or beliefs, but she got really deep into like witchcraft and after she was on that, uh, the craft.
Speaker 1:That's funny because I'm looking at photos now and most of it's from the craft and I'm like, yeah, she went to Hogwarts, that's it. She's Slytherin. Yes, actually, oh God.
Speaker 2:Oh Lord yeah.
Speaker 3:That's not a witch or wizard. That went bad. That wasn't in Slytherin, that's crazy. Never mind about Vicki Valencor. She could pick Salamor, though. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2:Amen, she picks.
Speaker 3:Salamor better than Hanky.
Speaker 2:I'll say Vicki Valencor changed my perception on what I wanted to look like when I went to school. I definitely became a Goth girl after that, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And one of those Goth girl.
Speaker 1:The way Bobby was taking that test to. You know, try to get certified so he can play football. And she was in that window and she was like you want me to kill him.
Speaker 3:No, colonel Sanders, you wrong Mama's right.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's not wrong with him to do an arm of God, but, no, no, stop that. Stop that. We're going to do a waterboard review at some point.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're right, I'm like man, you know.
Speaker 3:Eddie Griffin swung in on undercover brother. Just the opening scene. My boy was killing it in the Cadillac Was it Cadillac?
Speaker 1:Was that it? Yeah, it was a Cadillac, Coupe Deville yeah it was based on the 70s.
Speaker 3:It had to be a Cadillac. He swung through my boy's been around, but he did not spill his drink. And then he hit him with a classic line you want to play with my fuzzy balls?
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 1:No, you didn't say that.
Speaker 3:Something like that.
Speaker 1:I'm paraphrasing no, he did say a joke was like oh, first ball on the black fuzzy balls in his arm In the Cadillac, in the Cadillac, you know like kind of like a joke, kind of like a wink, but you know what he means. You know, when a sister girl was accusing him for overcompensating.
Speaker 2:Oh yes.
Speaker 3:He um yeah, but he didn't spill his drink and that made I was like, yeah, look at him, didn't spill his, yet he would be perfect for the driver for Friday. He could have drove for pinky anytime.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be honest with you. Me and my sister got into an argument over what was in that cup. Was it orange soda or was it high seat? Was it orange high seat? Cause I saw it was high seat.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you now, it wasn't no high seat. Well, it might have been something, but it was something else in that cup. It was from the seventies.
Speaker 1:No, no, no See, it had to be orange, so do you wonder why?
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Because it would be a perfect call back to fucking getting killed. You know what kill was like. Who loves orange soda? Kill loves orange soda, is it true?
Speaker 2:I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.
Speaker 1:I'm like it would just make sense in that case.
Speaker 3:He had some liquor in there. I ain't going to hold you.
Speaker 2:Driving like that.
Speaker 3:Mm, hmm, it was on that move sign in the seventies. Now he had to be on that move sign or on um, um, jenny juice. Man had to be on that Jenny juice.
Speaker 2:Oh no, it probably was some Jen.
Speaker 3:It probably was Jenny juice, killing it, trying to tell you.
Speaker 1:That sounds good right now, honestly.
Speaker 3:Hey, it do.
Speaker 2:I was thinking that.
Speaker 3:And you know what's crazy too? I see no TikTok was blowing up, is that? Uh, it's like that blackberry brown.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And the sprite with the uh, with the uh, stella Rose.
Speaker 2:Is it good?
Speaker 3:Well, I do Sprite with Stella Rose anyway, but that the new round with the Stella Rose and a sprite. Oh it's going to be from deli options. I'm trying to tell you. I'm trying to try it. Yeah, I'm going to have all the ingredients tomorrow. I'm, I'm, I'm thugging, I'm at the tropical. Just fly one over, just fly me one who's your favorite character from undercover brother?
Speaker 1:Okay, that's me brother. Okay, hold on. I wanted to say conspiracy, brother, but hear me out.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You wonder who my favorite character is for real, though feather, Because this dude is such a fucking cartoon character. Like every time he's on the fucking scene he's always doing something weird, Like you know. You know he kind of dig in black culture, Like when he like dancing and shit to the black music or whatnot.
Speaker 3:It's like no feather.
Speaker 1:No, you were feeling that shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then he also the way he like okay, there was just a number of things, like, first of all, when he first fought undercover brother and like he just had like this exaggerated sense of acting like Chris Coutan was doing in that fucking boot. I'm not going to hold on, like see. And then the next thing, you know, as soon as he was losing, he was like tossing the whole bunch of shit at undercover brother trying to accuse him of stealing. I was like hey, give me back my name. I'm like bro, I did not. I don't see any of the shit he does coming. Like at least the first time I watched this movie I was like yo, this dude, you don't know what he's going to do next.
Speaker 3:Mary J Blass will make anybody dance. I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 1:Oh, that part went on. He thought he had James Brown, but it was undercover brother in the skies, obviously. But he was making that was crazy. He was like say it loud. And I was like he just kept saying say it loud until feather broke and he was like that voice had me cracking up.
Speaker 3:I actually posted that video of him dancing to Mary J Blige on my TikTok a while back. It was going crazy.
Speaker 1:That one. No see, okay, the duck face he makes. That's also really funny.
Speaker 1:See, I'm like bro why are you making this face? But it's funny on you though, like especially when he was doing that spinning around. So he was like all right, operation whitewash goes global. And then like spinning around, like dude, what's that face? I'm sorry, but he was so funny to me. I'm like he beat conspiracy brother by that much, in my opinion, in my retrospective of this film, to where I'm like, to be fair, even though conspiracy brother was trying to be like the breakout character, you know the character where every time he shows up he's always saying something funny and he was funny. His joke still holds up to this day. But I'm like, but feather is just, I don't know what it is, but they're like tied. As far as like, I mean, I won't say he's funnier than conspiracy brother, he wasn't funnier, but as a character I like him more. Because the thing is with conspiracy brother, obviously he's supposed to be the funny guy, so that's he was still in his lane.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and also with conspiracy that's his lane and I liked that. But with feather it was like you're thinking like, okay, he's the right-hand man to the man and you're thinking, oh, he's gonna play a series. And no, he like breaks character out of nowhere and you're like you just don't know. When it's well, at first, like if you're new to the film, then it'll just feel like it's just coming out of nowhere, but I don't know, it's like overall as a character, I think brother, just these conspiracy brothers. By that much that is my opinion.
Speaker 3:The most necessary character besides sister girl, because everybody needs a strong black woman, Smart brother, let me tell you, oh yeah. Smart brother is necessary. Did you see how?
Speaker 2:skinny, he is right now. Yes, I did.
Speaker 3:Smart brother was smart and he went vegan first.
Speaker 2:That's funny. You say that because I got that vegan man that's with me.
Speaker 1:Oh you know what. Meyo, no, no, listen, listen, I'm conspiracy brother. I don't like mayo, except spicy mayo, to where you kind of mix it in with, like some hot sauce, like how they had to do it in the film. To where I tried that on with some fried rice at some point I was like, hey, that's that Too pretty good. You just you know, that's all you had to say. Mayo, just make it spicy.
Speaker 3:Just put some hot sauce in your miracle whip. You know, black people, we mess with the miracle whip, we don't mess with the mayo.
Speaker 2:I'll be honest with you I am black and I love mayo.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nah, nah, listen, Black people ain't monolithic. But you know, as a whole, like as a unit, miracle whip.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm trying to think there was like this one thing to where it only worked with mayo, but I'm trying to remember what it was. I think it was like something KFC had Like. I think it was like with their fish sandwiches or something I don't know.
Speaker 3:Oh, it still worked with miracle whip.
Speaker 1:I don't remember a shit, oh wow.
Speaker 3:Listen, why was Robert Townsend in every movie? Like? It just don't make sense. He was in everything. He was in that first black superhero movie he was in the five heartbeats. He was an undercover brother, Like all the good black movie. It had to have Robert Townsend.
Speaker 2:If you went in it, you know what one gonna be a classic.
Speaker 3:I know right, and they didn't got Dave Sopil in there. Billy D Williams, it's just like dang. What a star study cast. And then Neil Patrick Harris playing Lance. Oh, my yeah, OK.
Speaker 2:My Listen. That was my favorite character.
Speaker 1:I understand and understandable.
Speaker 2:And honestly, I believe it's the reason I started liking white men. Yeah, a lot of people's questions. He's just, he was just perfect, and.
Speaker 1:No see, listen. Ok, with Lance, all right. What Lance thing is? He was like the token white guy. You know kind of like the just positions where, ok, there is like a whole bunch of white people and there's like the token black guy and they kind of flipped it in reverse.
Speaker 3:Affirmative action.
Speaker 1:Yeah, affirmative action, yeah. And then, yeah, he was like pretty much the token white guy up until you know he started his first mission and then he started smoking weed for the first time and then next thing you know he got called assisting. That boy was fucking Cooling spines and putting foot in asses and all I fuck them answers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. So my favorite scene had to be the fight between sister girl and white. She double oh why? It reminded me of Kim, possible. And she go fight.
Speaker 1:It kind of was and you know it was obviously over six. Well, the guy's like I like how the guy the pop on. Yeah, pull up a seat, yeah.
Speaker 3:Hey, it was lit.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know it's like a movie yeah.
Speaker 3:I can't choose between Kim possible and she don't. Man, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1:Oh OK, hold on With white. She double. First of all, I thought it was a little unfair to wear OK. A white woman is supposed to be black man's kryptonite. And listen, I know guys who had long term relationship with white women and nothing wrong with that, I'm cool with that.
Speaker 3:That the law yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I mean I agree with some things he said, but hold on, here we go. Um, I just think it was a little unfair that the white women, the white woman that they sent after undercover brother, was built like Denise Richards. I'm, I'm like I kind of get it though. I kind of get it though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, she's supposed to be the antithesis of a black woman.
Speaker 1:Like oh. You know I'm single wifey, I'm all the single wifey.
Speaker 2:Well, you ever need that. I thought that was really interesting too, because Even though the movie is really funny, they really touched on something right. They touched on that particular topic kind of heavily because that was something that black women felt like was happening.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I like how you brought that up, because I'm gonna bring up two points. One was unrelated, but I'm gonna save that for the second thing. The first thing, based on what you just said I like how, even though there was Romantic chemistry between undercover brother and sister girl, it was established in the very beginning of the movie, of course, so it's not like her feelings for undercover brother came out nowhere, but I just like how it took Undercover brother being taken by a white woman for her to be like okay, I had enough of this shit. I need to remind you that you need brown sugar, not white. But hold on pause. Here's my second thing that part when they were in the clothing store and undercover brother was trying to explain that he's undercover and all that shit, and Sister girl was telling him that, oh you, she was saying that he sold out in a low key way. Oh, but as soon as they were leaving she did that hair flip and I brought raised and I swear to God, I Keep thinking of that one part from that one Billy Eilish song and I mean keep hearing on the back.
Speaker 1:I Thinks up so well, I dare y'all everybody listening to this episode go to like 42 minutes in and you see that one seems where she's flipping her hair, looking back at sister girl and all that shit being all devils and shit. And you hear that one snippet from that Billy Eilish song and it's like it matches up so well. I might make that into a tip top. Oh, maybe, maybe, but oh yeah, like that's not fair, though. Like I mean it feels like a White woman that was a little bit more Mid man. I'm like, okay, whoa, whatever, I'm not under her spell course, but I'm like you know it had to be Denise Richards.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:Well, what's the white woman spell like what? What does the type have to be, or is it a type?
Speaker 1:Okay, hear me out. And this is only because it's based on observation, not from oh, I agree with this. I don't. But you know the stereotypes where some dudes and Not gonna lie sometimes black dudes, sometimes they go for white women, especially if they're like Physically built kind of like black women, except the only advantage is there's no good way. It's like they kind of won a, a woman that will allow them to be dominant in the relationship. Don't agree with that, but that's kind of how it is for something I don't know, oh that's based on some observations I've been making in real life and on YouTube and other shit.
Speaker 2:So you know that's interesting. Actually, it kind of goes back to like like what you said. Like after Sister girl sees her like do the hair flip, and she's like, wait a minute, so all you telling me, all I gotta do is play nice and you'll treat me right. It's like she kind of makes the connection and then she's like I'm gonna go get my man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, once again, I don't agree with it, but that's just based on what I'm seeing, whether it's in this movie or in real life, and I'm like the. That Kind of shows well, depending on the person, but to a degree that kind of shows a sense of Insecurity and Benira confidence to where it seemed like, oh, you gotta find someone that you think will allow you to be Dominant in order to actually feel dominant, but in reality is more like a facade, to where you're trying to aim low so you can feel better about yourself, but that doesn't make you look good. That's just in my opinion. Take it as you will conspiracy brother.
Speaker 3:Well, this is so old. J really didn't do it.
Speaker 1:Everybody was like Where's?
Speaker 3:nothing.
Speaker 1:He didn't believe no, everybody was like looking around, like oh.
Speaker 3:Oh, let's get back to the mission. I Like, oh, conspiracy brother always had the best clothes, bro, he said I never trusted the Colonel slaves cook that chicken. I was dead. That's that. This chicken was the bomb boy. That was a big commercial. Lady, get that commercial.
Speaker 1:Oh, that part went undercover brother on shoulder, been on khakis and whatnot, and then yeah. It's like it looks like somebody in this room is selling out. I said we kill. Sorry, baby, don't look.
Speaker 3:What up? That's such a good scene, bro. I'm gonna post that scene because what was crazy another one to where?
Speaker 1:okay, the other thing, we are White. She double got recruited into the brotherhood and Lance became a full agent and conspiracy brother, getting all mad like hold on, I didn't see this bitch in my secret. I still paint the loans off, man you. You made me pay for those glasses, man you know what For that role, bro yeah you're not gonna have a jones to kick around anymore.
Speaker 3:The only other person that couldn't play.
Speaker 2:That was already in the movie Eddie Griffin bro like what's an interesting fact is that this the role was actually offered to Eddie Murphy first. What my role of undercover brother was off.
Speaker 3:So why did he? Didn't accept it?
Speaker 1:well, eddie Murphy tripping man, eddie Murphy, had a lot of shit going on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he had a whole bunch of movies, but Beverly Hills about to come out again in the schedule.
Speaker 1:I'm like, yeah, I would have done it, but you know I got tight schedule and not I don't know.
Speaker 3:Oh, y'all gonna watch the new Beverly Hills top with Eddie, with Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 1:I do, but I was also thinking a yo, we need to do a review on Harlem night.
Speaker 3:Oh for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I think it's around 33 this year. So yeah, we need to.
Speaker 3:You know Kevin Hart was trying to get a whole bunch of other comedians together to do a remake.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But uh, eddie gritty, eddie Murphy gave the layup, he put Eddie Griffin on.
Speaker 3:So Eddie Griffin, actually, from there he went to another movie, double tape.
Speaker 1:Oh, I love that one yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man, that's a good movie too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, freddy.
Speaker 3:Tiffany. That's why I get my, that's why I got my name from internationally known.
Speaker 1:Amen. And, to be fair, I just love how they made it sound like okay, freddy Tiffany might be on the rogue agent, what never? Like no, no, no, no. Like you got it all twisted. Like I'm the good guy I've been good guy the whole fucking time like you just now. See, no, the dog. The dog is the key to everything I'm like. Like no it ain't that crazy.
Speaker 3:Oh no, this is 5823 grandma's cookies, grandma's god damn.
Speaker 1:I'm wearing your suit, your watch got your wall in my pocket and I'm dumb. I'm like hey man, that was good movie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that is such a good movie.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen that movie in so long. I'm a little bit watching yeah.
Speaker 3:I still thought I messaged in the group chat too. Did y'all ever see the new guy?
Speaker 1:I did.
Speaker 3:It's so funny, bro, when I tell you bro, from start to finish, it's so funny.
Speaker 2:Who's the bitch?
Speaker 3:JB. You gotta see it, bro. Netflix on office, on something else now.
Speaker 2:Amazon to.
Speaker 1:We talk a little bit because I like how. My favorite scene with the chief was when Undercover brother just showed up to the brotherhood and then he just rolled in real high. It's like where the hell you been? I'm getting tired you just expecting me? Give me one good reason why I tell you sorry, yeah, because I don't work for you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got, who I got.
Speaker 2:What are these that he said? Save the smart comments for the truckie brother and oh.
Speaker 1:In the and oh yeah, that one part to where, okay, um, something went wrong. And then Smart brother was babbling a little bit and he was like baby, if I want to see here's something stupid, I'll ask him skinny black and then Like hey's here луч.
Speaker 2:So, oh, yes, yes, Let me tell you something about the word and I really ain't to Anglo-Saxon word.
Speaker 3:Go on Me. The absence of color, what?
Speaker 2:Go on Me an absence of color. I was so weak at that. The first I was like what, what does that mean? Good will hunt and mean that I'm hunting news.
Speaker 1:Or he would say it would be the greeting, or like a good day, which it is, or good will hunt and mean I'm hunting niggas. Whenever you say good morning to me, all you're telling me is that I'm going to hunt your black ass First thing in the morning.
Speaker 2:Bro, you know what. So conspiracy, brother, is the best antithesis to Lance. Like they compliment each other so well in their funny moments and like neither one of them is trying too hard, and I think that's honestly what made that jump so funny. Anytime Lance and Dave Chappelle are like the same screen together, I just could not stop laughing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's so fat Sister Girls Hater too.
Speaker 1:To be fair, I feel like, at least with Dave Chappelle and NPR I feel like I mean MPH, my bad. I feel like both of them was just allowed to just be themselves for those roles and it just worked Fast.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I agree With Lance said I feel black you look white.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, bro, sister guy said he had sex with a white girl. He's crazy, brother, was it everything? Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Lance, cause we're the brother and the chief was like hey, welcome. And Lance was like welcome to the club.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, this guy the gun drop nipple, yeah, yeah, just like that Carpet mastery.
Speaker 2:Is that like really a conversation though?
Speaker 3:Yes, that is a little dig conversation.
Speaker 1:It's a water cooler conversation, okay.
Speaker 3:Hey guys really had that conversation. I ain't gonna lie to you.
Speaker 1:I want to know, the water cool conversation you know around office where you know like a yo. So how was your last night? I was like yeah.
Speaker 3:Dang. Oh, I'm saved, you gonna walk around smiling I need to, you gonna be blowing.
Speaker 1:I was like hey, my boy.
Speaker 3:I got the look at my eyes. They going.
Speaker 2:I need to put a little bit of that scene from that scene from ATL.
Speaker 3:I got some good last night, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I need to put a little camera or a little recorder next to the water cooler. I want to be here. I need to.
Speaker 3:Smart brother, since you down, slow down, smart, tell us what happened. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, bro, such a good movie man. The ending was on pretty dope too. I'm glad they ended on a positive note.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, the leader seems where. It was like an extended seems where okay, undercover brothers and sister girl was hooking up and white she did was outside Like hey, can I come in too? After that was like hey, can I come in? But conspiracy brothers told him like hey, what's going on with you? I was like nobody wants my cookies. I was like don't worry, I'll eat your cookies and fat on come. You should come with my place and we'll have some weed. And he won that white sugar too.
Speaker 3:And tell me that commercial for that chicken what no itchy General fry chicken is but kicky. Hey, what's up they said about the rights to that?
Speaker 1:I want you to buy my fried chicken. That is man.
Speaker 2:I think it's funny that it was basically a parody of a KFC. I thought that jump was so hilarious.
Speaker 1:So you know it's funny, though, even though it was a parody of a commercial is better than the commercial we got now I'm just saying because, like some of these commercial kind of bore me to tears, like it feels like there's just no creativity anymore.
Speaker 1:It's almost like all the good commercials back in like the nineties and the 2000s, back when we had cable and it was like, okay, we had to deal with the commercial, at least some of the commercials actually okay to where. I was like, okay, I'll go to the bathroom after this commercial. But nowadays I'm like if I see a commercial, um, while I'm watching my show, I'm going to try, I'm on the other things until my shit comes back on, you know bro.
Speaker 3:The background stuff was so freaking nice Like um JZ to cover long as well, scraped his hips, don't think? In the remake driving this day, terry, terry McMillan, I still got a white man back Like bro. They were just thinking of the most random stuff and put it together what, what in the world? I need to find out who directed this movie, bro. Who wrote it too.
Speaker 1:Malcolm Lee.
Speaker 3:He wrote it and directed it.
Speaker 1:I know he directed it, but hold on a second Because God leave. Okay, he directed it, but the screenplay was by John Ridley and Michael McCullers.
Speaker 3:Okay, let me get, let me get, hold on.
Speaker 1:John Ridley did on 12 Years of Slave, so that makes sense.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Hmm See, the man wants you to think that this was a black movie.
Speaker 2:Mm, hmm, mm, hmm, but it wasn't.
Speaker 3:Exactly, but it wasn't. I'm conspiracy brother, conspiracy professor Tucker brother. I'm not Everything. Even his podcast is a lot. Maybe not the podcast.
Speaker 1:Hey yo, can we talk about that Country club scene to where, okay, they were having that chase scene with the golf course and it's like, okay, look, some of the most over exaggerate shit. But they were trying to play a real camp here and whatnot. And I like how the white guys would like to tell them the old people to slow down, that one lady flipped them off. And I want to say the music selection for that scene was kind of weird. But you know, it's a comedy and it's pretty honest about being a comedy, so I'll give it, I won't criticize it too much.
Speaker 1:But in the end of that chasing I thought was so funny and weird how like they were like slowly crashed to that one pipe or whatnot and you're thinking nothing's going to happen, especially since they were like looking at their watches on waiting for impact. And then they like kind of tapped their hands, like okay, there was a little screaming still, and then they stopped and then suddenly just blew up and I'm like bro, like okay, a little unnecessary but still kind of funny. Also, with the elevator booze, like kind of weird that you don't really see that. Oh well, that would have been kind of helpful with some situations, but I like the gadgets and when I kind of like how it was like a legit hood spy movie and it kind of made me remember like James Bond or spy kids with the gadgets and shit, especially the one with the fucking watch where it just spritzed my hot sauce, you had to email.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm definitely posting on these clips tonight, bro. That's a good movie man, such a great X man.
Speaker 2:I've seen with him squirting that hot sauce and that mayonnaise.
Speaker 3:You tried to hurry up and squirt it. Smart brother could have thought of something smarter. It was too much dog on mayonnaise on that sandwich.
Speaker 2:It was not enough. It could have been more. It was so much Just labyrinth, that's actually legit. How I love it. I love it just like you tripping the sandwich.
Speaker 3:You need some hot sauce. You know, somebody told me to make a grilled cheese with mayonnaise on the outside of the bread. I don't know who told me you had it. Yeah, I never make a sandwich, a real easy sandwich, without using mayo again.
Speaker 2:I was like it's really.
Speaker 1:That's the only thing I'll eat that has mayonnaise in it. Now remember.
Speaker 2:He don't listen out on some good stuff. Especially, I may advocate for vegan mayonnaise, because I'm not so tolerant. Okay, you don't drink milk. No, I can't drink milk.
Speaker 3:What about almond milk?
Speaker 2:Yeah, almond milk, I can have almond milk.
Speaker 3:I like almond milk better than regular milk.
Speaker 1:Me too.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to open a cereal bar. Yeah, I want all the retro cereals it's actually going to be a regular bar in a date after a certain timeframe, the cereal bar during the lunch, the breakfast and brunch hours.
Speaker 1:I would say I don't know what the idea is, but can there be an option to where you have more protein in it?
Speaker 3:Oh, for sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Protein and vitamins and shit make it healthy and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's that cereal brand Three wishes? Three wishes is a good protein cereal. It's really good. It tastes like fruit loops.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're going to have to have regular milk, whole milk, half milk, 1% almond milk, whole bunch of milk. Hey, the milk selection on the whole.
Speaker 1:People are looking for this shit. Yeah, I'm better not steal it, this idea.
Speaker 3:Hey, nah, it's already been done in Chicago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't trade markings.
Speaker 3:It's already been done in Chicago, okay.
Speaker 2:I'm just trying to bring it down here.
Speaker 3:For sure, for sure. That's why I got the. I stole the idea. I'm still up Because the man wants you to think that you can't have cereal, but you can have cereal Brother.
Speaker 2:I think it's the other way around.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're right, the man wants you to eat too much cereal. He wants you to have cavities. You got cavities. You got to get gold teeth. You got gold teeth. You can't get no God.
Speaker 1:No, you got to get like porcelain.
Speaker 2:It did just everything. Gives you cancer.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, no, um, y'all saw that one stand up special with Marlon wins. Um, I think it was like the last one he did on Netflix where he was like, um, talking about a whole bunch of black, um black shit, but he'll have like this, um lawyer or this, like, oh, this, uh accountant or whatnot, and he was like I want to do this. And that I was like I wouldn't recommend that brother. And then that last part where he was like I want to get a mouthful of gold teeth. I went out hold on. Now you want to something because gold is an appreciating asset.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man, this is crazy. This movie is a acorn. I actually. I really love undercover brother. I watch it probably every couple years. If it's on TV, like you know I don't know who got TV still but if it's on TV or if I see it like on the screen platform, I'll just watch it and put it on the background and just turn my head and look at all the funny season. Ha ha.
Speaker 1:Well, it's free on YouTube right now.
Speaker 3:For sure, I'm definitely going to check it out tomorrow. Man, oh, it's something about a black ass. Well, I tried to tell you, sister girl.
Speaker 1:Oh, speaking of which, the chase scene, the one with the motorcycles and shit, and sister girl was like you should have ran her narrow ads over. And then next, you know, you see a ad shot of Denise Richards and I'm like, do you really have to say narrow? Yeah, I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 2:That is every old black woman's description of a white ass. I would hey man white girls white girls.
Speaker 1:Nowadays, though I don't know, they kind of compete now.
Speaker 3:The BBS boy? I mean not even that.
Speaker 1:Not even that Like sometimes they be coming out natural.
Speaker 2:I'm like, hey, this is a conspiracy, bro, not natural.
Speaker 3:You let Kim Kardashian tell us naturally. No, it's not like them. Slim Sims Hems them. None do that. Them skims them, none do that.
Speaker 1:No, bro, like you didn't see the white girls I've seen like in over the years, I'm like they would just natural phenomenon.
Speaker 2:That's protein.
Speaker 1:I'm three percent black man, I'm like, I'm not even saying that, oh that um right.
Speaker 2:Then on cabbage.
Speaker 3:No, it's not. It's either rice and cabbage.
Speaker 2:No, it's fucking protein.
Speaker 1:It's just going to ask, and then once they stop working out, it just turns to flat.
Speaker 2:No, that's the thing, these girls they would do that, but they also, you know, hit the gym and shit. That's what I just said.
Speaker 3:It's just flat. You know the philosopher, uh, lil Boosie the philosopher. Lil Boosie said mama white, daddy black, so that ass super fat. You know what I mean. So we got to keep that in mind.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 3:You hear a philosopher.
Speaker 2:He don't, did we not do it we?
Speaker 3:not calling him a philosopher.
Speaker 2:Philosophy 101.
Speaker 3:Okay, nah, I ain't say he was wrong. Sometimes I'm just saying live, give you a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1:Oh Lord Four thousand.
Speaker 3:And then they wonder why his Instagram was shut down. But of course your Instagram is going to be shut down.
Speaker 1:What did I do? You can't you can't.
Speaker 2:They put that on for sale live I didn't sell them to. I asked what they chose to.
Speaker 3:Bro, that's crazy. God, it's the man that's making us do that.
Speaker 1:That's really what it is.
Speaker 3:It's the man we need. Listen to Mary J Blige and chill.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow, wow.
Speaker 3:Family affair.
Speaker 2:So how do y'all feel about the black exploitation genre? Like, because this falls on the black exploitation.
Speaker 1:Well, that depends. It's either Okay, how couple of this? It either be really good, like Django Unchained, or it can be potentially dog shit, like this new movie that's coming out, what was called again the one where we were like, oh so this going to be like black Harry Potter, but they kind of catfished that.
Speaker 2:I'm so mad about that.
Speaker 3:The fantastical, magical black.
Speaker 1:The hold on. It's the American society of magical Negroes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh my God, I was still mad about that. Yeah, I thought we was going to get some nigga Harry Potter. I didn't.
Speaker 2:I was excited.
Speaker 1:That's trailer. I was like gripping the whole cabbage by that trailer.
Speaker 3:Like halfway out.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, black Harry Potter. Okay, let's go. And then next thing, you know.
Speaker 3:It's like what is this? What is this? Oh, we make white people feel better about themselves.
Speaker 1:Oh for being white. That's where we at now Bruh, excuse me, black man.
Speaker 3:Do you know you is black? Dr Uma would not approve of this movie.
Speaker 2:And then not only that, but he has to make his white friend get with the white girl that he has a crush on. How did this become a love movie? I didn't know.
Speaker 3:He should have had some hot sauce.
Speaker 2:You know what I agree with you Amen.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to get you into Khorithi. You know like I'm? I'm tucking myself.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to tell you you're a tucker brother Me.
Speaker 2:Me Like don't, don't get me started on them, that freaking rule. It had me so heated because, like we didn't need that kind of movie. No one needs a movie Like to just make white people feelings more OK and make them feel even better about them. No, we didn't need that, that's not.
Speaker 1:All right, it goes. I want to say I agree with you, but the offense here is the fact that we need to like dial back on what makes us who we are, to make them comfortable. In other words, like you were thinking like, ok, yeah, we should like get along with each other. That should be the idea, right? That makes sense, right. But the whole idea is that the way we are makes a certain population of people uncomfortable and therefore we need to act quote, unquote, air quotations harmless to them. See, that reminds me of this one job where I have, like, essentially manager was telling me that, hey, you also try to be as friendly as possible because you know some of the people that work here thinking that you know, as a quiet black man, you might be, you know, kind of dangerous and I'm like, what about me is, see?
Speaker 2:yeah.
Speaker 1:So that's why you can understand why I'm heated about this film, because I have flashbacks of that moment To arms like Poor memory unlocked. I remember when I was literally being told that I have to ask in a certain way to where I don't come up as a threat to my coworkers and shit.
Speaker 2:I can't, I. What's this?
Speaker 1:OK, no, I won't. I won't say where is in the past. Now All I'm saying is that's how it was at that one job, and that's I'm going to put it at that.
Speaker 2:It's crazy, because it's the same thing as a black woman. You're told like why won't you smile more?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I get told that too.
Speaker 2:What, what you want me to smile about? I'm here. I'm here. I'm just like freaking Susan. I'm also just like Rachel, who hasn't showered in two weeks. Can y'all ask her to shower? I'm just, I'm just saying. No one wants to go have the conversation with her, but you all want to talk about how I'm not smiling sitting at my desk in my cubicle.
Speaker 1:Oh, did you get on? How did you get that treatment to wear? Were you like the quiet person at work Just asking yeah, OK, OK, did you get that treatment to wear Like, why are you so quiet? I was like first of all, what is there to talk about? That can't be all. I don't like how you so boss about me being quiet when you don't even talk to everybody else at the job. So why are you singling me out? And it was even more worse because I was in.
Speaker 2:I was in IT, so I'm surrounded by not only men, but white men who have all of these questions about me as a black woman and why I'm here and what am I doing.
Speaker 3:And I want to touch your hair. Oh, I'm not.
Speaker 2:Oh, I only I let one of them touch my hair. You don't let them touch your hair, I said no. I said what? And there was a reason. Because he, truly politely, was curious and you thought he was cute. No, absolutely not. I mean it was married to and he was almost 20 years my senior. He was an old man, look at that.
Speaker 1:Hold on. I was thinking that one means where, ok, handsome God says, hey, how are you doing? I was like I'm fine. Oh guy rolls up like hey, how are you doing?
Speaker 2:I was like, hey, it's funny because it was definitely I was nicer to like the older white men because they were genuinely curious they would like after they got comfortable. It was weird. It was a weird adjustment period where they where they just accepted that I was quiet, After they accepted that I was quiet and would only come and ask me questions relevant to the job. It got a long, great. And then the other question was why don't you want to talk to the younger guys? Do you just like? Oh, excuse me.
Speaker 3:They were trying to see what they were trying to get to, what they could spend their money on. You Don't let me be no female. Well, I'm getting all the old people's money. Social security, check me.
Speaker 2:Social security check those of those who were absolutely married.
Speaker 3:So it's getting to me still.
Speaker 2:Alamone technique. Know what? I know why your favorite artist is Megan.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, for sure. Okay, actually it's Cardi speaking with you. Know, credit cards from people think y'all brought it up.
Speaker 1:A little bit of nerdy news. Did y'all hear that Megan DeSellion is going to be presenting at the Crunchyroll Anime Awards this year?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Yes, megan has always been being in the anime. When she first dropped, she dressed up like Todoroki. Yeah, that's when I first I was like who is this? I said I know they ain't made the stage. You see that anime, what, oh Lord, like I was like. Oh, I fell in love.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 3:I wanted to climb that tree. I actually knew, oh my God, oh my God Boy, let me tell you what I do. The man stand.
Speaker 2:Okay, don't tell me, you don't have to. You know about them, diamonds, but okay, you don't, I didn't Okay.
Speaker 1:We know, mirajane, you're a team Barbie.
Speaker 2:It's not even that. I'm team.
Speaker 3:I'm team Barbie. We're going to read that Barbie, barbie Because her, I'm team Barbie, I'm team.
Speaker 2:Barbie. I'm team Barbie. I'm team Barbie. I'm team Barbie. I'm team Barbie. I'm team Barbie. I'm team Barbie.
Speaker 3:So guess who's under Nikki's management label? It's Icepice. That Icepice got two super commercial in the past.
Speaker 1:She was in the Super Bowl, because she was friends with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3:That's because who? She opened up for she opened up for her. No, she didn't set it up. She opened up when she first started before Nickney set it up. I'm really missing because they just from the same area.
Speaker 2:The reason why the Nikki songs were number one is because Taylor Swift's T-D-D and Taylor's fans made it number one.
Speaker 3:Listen to me, the Barb's made it number one. That's all it is, but let me do something we can agree on is we are both Knowles Carter's. You know what I mean. So Okay, all right all right, and we are going to the country music awards and we're going to get five awards.
Speaker 2:I already love country music. Y'all better go listen to Buckel Bunny. That is my jam right now.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying Mm-hmm, they been listening to Texas Hold'em.
Speaker 2:And Texas Hold'em. We got it. We got it too, man.
Speaker 3:We came to the country you hold the number one and number two songs. The first black female to hold number one and number two country song, that's true, even though she should be the first one, but yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm glad it's happening.
Speaker 3:That's a fact.
Speaker 2:I'm very glad that it's happening.
Speaker 3:Shout out to Beyonce Ooh, I love Beyonce more than anybody I don't care about no other person, but always stay with me, and with me every week I'm going to drop a country album soon.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be hot.
Speaker 3:Hold on, hold on Hold on.
Speaker 1:So I remember that one time. So would you say in that one time, when Taylor won, that I think it was like an Emmy or something, and then Kanye got up on stage and I was like hey yo, Taylor, I'm going to give it back to you, I'm going to let you finish but be honest, I mean that was a fact.
Speaker 3:He did it not as in a practical manner, but everybody knew that was a fact. He just. You know what I mean. Ever since then it was more like it was saying what everybody?
Speaker 1:was thinking at the time.
Speaker 2:Well, it was a wrong award. Yeah, he got up doing the wrong award. She won that award. Actually, beyonce did win this video.
Speaker 3:Beyonce should have won it. She should have been a sweet by Beyonce, but I understand they wanted to let some other people win.
Speaker 2:It was an MTV award.
Speaker 3:I think she would have been fine without one moon man she had a whole bunch of.
Speaker 2:BT oh.
Speaker 1:MTV. Okay, never mind, it was it.
Speaker 3:It was an MTV award. Yeah, she won a.
Speaker 2:BT award. She stopped going to BT. She knew she was going to win.
Speaker 3:I mean, they brought Mads Johnson on stage. Who did that? Not Kelly? Kelly brought Nelly Mm. Hmm, beyonce brought Tarynce Howard and, uh, what's her name? Uh, her name, michelle. Yeah, michelle, she brought Mads Johnson. Why the hell she brought Mads Johnson?
Speaker 1:Mads.
Speaker 3:Johnson, you know he, he know what's in his blood system.
Speaker 1:Come on, man Leave that man alone.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know, he's trying to do something to reverse all the.
Speaker 3:I mean you know it's money pay how to get on that stage. He wanted to. He wanted to sell some movie tickets.
Speaker 2:We're gonna put I'm gonna protect Michelle, protect Michelle. Okay, she made her own.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna let you know why you don't like Michelle.
Speaker 2:What you're lucky over Michelle.
Speaker 3:We'll get Michelle, do you? Um, actually I like Kelly rolling a lot.
Speaker 2:I agree, kelly's the best.
Speaker 3:Oh, she's so fine, she's so chocolate. I didn't. I don't agree, I agree, she's more chocolate than sister girl she was like.
Speaker 1:I like how Destiny Child was like that. Okay, I know maybe Destiny Child's not the first one to do it, but I like how in between in the proud family and it was like there's one other example that shout out to launch.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:There's like this girl group and you have like this one girl who's like kind of like the star and it's like that Beyonce effects, where, okay, forget about the other girls, we need to focus on you, and they kind of did that in the proud family, but I don't think like there was one other group that wants to last the energy.
Speaker 3:It did not last the energy I really like.
Speaker 2:Latina, but what's? The?
Speaker 3:team want with the big feet. Yeah, oh see.
Speaker 2:They were pretty John.
Speaker 3:I was told they over last the energy because of the big feet. The day's a little smallest for you.
Speaker 1:That's, I know, I know, but like she was too.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're like Eddie Murph from on boomerang. I don't like big feet now.
Speaker 2:I know, okay, I'm a regular feet.
Speaker 3:I don't want to review, not like Peggy Hill. Peggy Hill got some big feet.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, she got like shopping the men's section Poor Peggy Peggy Hill. But Hank was there, that's all that matters, you know, you know you're like, you're not there, you get like okay, I'm not saying it's bad, but it's just the observation to where Peggy is that kind of character where she's got like a excessive amount of ego to herself and then every now and then there's this moments where she is unintended, she gets knocked down a peg.
Speaker 2:I didn't say that I'm not down to big. Wow Big E.
Speaker 3:Big E. Yeah, we should you know that. Redoing Hank, I'm saying Hank Hill, that redoing King of the Hill.
Speaker 1:Man, it's not going to be the same with that fucking hard wick on Adele, yeah.
Speaker 3:No, he actually recorded a few episodes before. I know, I know, but like after that, though, they're going to have to do a funeral episode, bro. They're going to have to put somebody else to have four people on the back of the fence, so we're going to have to either step up on time or like I think that's the only one you can really do, unless somebody new moves to the neighborhood. There's really good conspiracies and government like that, bro. Adele is the best part of the show.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 3:Bobby must be older, because there ain't no way. That's my purse?
Speaker 1:I don't know you.
Speaker 3:But Bobby don't have to be older, then because if you ain't going to give us Dale, bobby got to be older, or Joseph or somebody. John Redcorn can't do it because, oh man, maybe it's going to be John Redcorn because really he's going to move in with Dale wife because Dale ain't going to be around no more. And then she's going to be. Oh my God, I just spoiled the season.
Speaker 1:Nah, you're good. I'm probably going to watch any ways and be like oh, I know what's going to happen.
Speaker 3:Dang. I just even thought of it and I know that's what's he going to do. They didn't even got no choice.
Speaker 2:So John Redcorn got to move in.
Speaker 1:I mean not immediately.
Speaker 3:No, he's going to move in immediately.
Speaker 1:No, he's going to try to move in immediately, and then Nancy's going to be like, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't know shoot.
Speaker 1:But, nancy, he's gone. Now I could be with you and our son and I'm like you know, we had our thing back in the day but I'm just not feeling you anymore.
Speaker 2:This goes on so messed up.
Speaker 3:See now, Joseph, I got to do that.
Speaker 1:No, like man. You know Joseph has been snubbing to do it Like it's like Joseph, I'm your dad and I'm like whatever my dad did.
Speaker 2:Like. So I just want Dale to admit that he knew.
Speaker 1:Oh, he was trying to be real oblivious about it too, but like it was more like one of those things like hey, man, I'm not that. I mean, I may be a conspiracy theorist, but I'm not that stupid. But look here, I love you and I love Joseph. It's in fees, my own blood. So I'm not going to even pretend like look, I'm not even at. Like I have beef for John Redcorn, just more. Like amen, like it's war on the bridge. It happened, it is what it is. Can we move on Like?
Speaker 2:or either, like I, like what, what uh Professor Tucker was saying, and we do have a brother. Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Do I have to say the whole thing? Yes, you do have to say the pimp name part.
Speaker 2:Professor Tucker brother.
Speaker 3:All right, oh sister girl.
Speaker 2:But it's kind of like what he was saying and the fact that like it'd be interesting if Dale, just like in his death bed, was just like take care of Nancy and just dies Like I would be. So I don't know why, I don't know why that would still be funny to me.
Speaker 1:With AI, we can do it, you know what y'all making me really want to see how this season going to play out.
Speaker 3:I'm saying I'm. I know there's a boy at voice actor that can read, read. It ain't gonna be the same though, but I'm. So what is that gonna do? I don't know. I bet the writer, mike judge, was like man, listen, bullshit man.
Speaker 2:I had a whole season rope man.
Speaker 3:Probably. Well, my judge on matters, they'll, they'll is like the heart of the show, bro. They'll let Bill by. You think you don't need Bill, but you damn so do. And then, boom, how know, my man got down.
Speaker 2:Boom. How was my favorite? I had a uncle who kind of talk like boom.
Speaker 3:I got the big son.
Speaker 1:Yes, See, boom how, or is like that wrist Lord, that's like a silver tongue. You know how he'd be putting the pressure on the women and all like, and even if he gets rejected, he's just gonna move on to a different check. You seen him like boom how, or don't sweat, no shit. It's like you push him. Like if one woman won't, another one will.
Speaker 2:Boom. How are know exactly what he was doing. He know how to talk. And then you know what?
Speaker 1:I mean.
Speaker 2:He could have took me on a date any week, all right, any, any, any week. If he just would have been mumbling the right words, I would have been mumbling right there with him.
Speaker 1:Now, you see, with boom, how is more? You just getting all swept up in the emotions, like, oh man, it just happened so fast. It was like he was just talking to me next to you know, I'm in his bed naked. I'll let you just got way with words, man.
Speaker 2:Waking up smoking a cigarette? I don't even smoke a cigarette, that's boom how.
Speaker 1:Man. I know we got derail from undercover brother, but honestly I feel like we talked about most of what we're going to say about the film. Anyways, fast.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think all in all undercover brother hands down what we raided it.
Speaker 1:As a certified hood classic.
Speaker 3:On a what scale?
Speaker 1:Okay, we're going to do from one to 10 this time, because I know I thought one to 10 was arbitrary, like a little pointless for me with the five star system. It made more sense to do so. So we'll go to the one out 10 scale this time. As a certified hood classic, I say 10 of a 10, but from a critic point of view, seven. Because there was some parts where, okay, it kind of looked like you know that one scene to where he first met Well, not first met, but like when sister girl was trying to recruit undercover brother and he was trying to flirt with him and said and he was like, um, she was like my cookie will break you in half and he was like that'll be some long division and that was a.
Speaker 1:That was a funny joke. But when he turns to the camera and says long, it looked like he looking at a different camera and not at us directly. So that's why I'm like, uh, in 4k, watching the movie again in 4k, you can kind of tell that some of the parts where, like, the lip syncing was also off in some scenes, like when he was talking about Spike Lee and he was still it, it looked like the lip syncing was off, like, almost like they weren't trying that hard, um, in some parts, like um, the editing felt a little off in some parts, but other than that it was good movie. He just you know my nitpicks here and there. So from a critical point of view, seven out of 10, but as a hood, classic 10. Okay, yeah, here I got.
Speaker 3:I'm with you as a hood classic, nine out of 10.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:If I'm just going from a, from a, from a, a nigga point of view of a movie, eight out of 10. It it's. It could have been a little more nigga sitting on the couch watching them on fight and Jello, something like that, instead of you. The slow mode was nice, but I like to see a little more pizzazz. It could have been like a classic anime. It could have been a, um, a beach scene. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:It could be like something crazy, like okay, there's like they just fighting all over the house. They were like in the shower and then they were like on the mud rest.
Speaker 3:Yes, the shower. The shower was nice, and every anime every season. You're going to get a beach scene, and it's.
Speaker 1:It's not just because fan service is nigga, service too, you need you need them, niggas, to look like match some food on each other or something to it.
Speaker 3:Like asking them fight regular box and then box, and, and bro, I'm hanging with them. But like yeah, uh, ooh. Now, if it was a white girl I would smile. It would be that girl right there, that girl right there, I'm talking about an uncle ruckus voice. It'll be that girl right there. And then, in addition to that, that girl from um, I'll not pronounce you chucking there, lord, lord, let me tell you, I don't remember her name, but that white woman name, but she fine too.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3:Hold on, hold on, hold on Hold on Hold on.
Speaker 1:That's not it, but I'm it's something bill.
Speaker 3:It's something bill, right.
Speaker 1:It's not Jessica, Bill. I know who you talking about, but um, that's not her. I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 3:I thought it was something to do from my Nonna pronounce you chucking Larry. I thought it was something. Bill, I can't remember her name, and and then it was right.
Speaker 1:None of my back. You're right, it was Jessica Bill.
Speaker 3:And that white woman that played it fantastic for oh yeah, yes yeah she ain't black, she should be. Dr Umar would approve her.
Speaker 1:Sure. Oh y'all seen the 18th movie.
Speaker 3:Ooh, jessica, I'm a lord. She ain't black. She played in Honey. She ain't gotta be black, she gotta be Hispanic of some sort. Puerto Rico, she ain't all the way white. She at least 2% she okay, all right 2%.
Speaker 1:Okay, I was thinking of how we did the movie 1% milk.
Speaker 3:That's the bill, Lord Jesus.
Speaker 2:I don't remember the 18th movie. I'll be honest with you. I remember the show, but I don't remember, which is crazy, you know what Okay hold on the movie.
Speaker 3:I'm thinking of the food that don't remember that movie.
Speaker 1:The movie is free on YouTube. Right now I can check, double check, but it's good Okay.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna go watch this.
Speaker 1:Like, honestly, it's hard to hate this movie. Like it's like it's so airtight in my personal opinions where it's like there's not a bad scene in that movie, not gonna lie.
Speaker 2:Is Bradley Cooper in it?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Ah, okay, okay, I'll watch it. You've already convinced me.
Speaker 1:One bad scene in there. So I'm like it's hard to hate this movie.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm gonna go check it out. I was forced to watch it as a child, but the old version, so I think I just was like nah, I'm good. I don't know what I thought was gonna be about it.
Speaker 1:You like this move. All the characters are likeable in their own right and shit Jessica Bielin's. In that one she did her thing, you know, kind of like kind of standing on business and whatnot, kind of girl, but she has a thing with Bradley Cooper and whatnot. You know had history and all that shit. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Not with my man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, oh. Bradley Cooper, he got the wrist man. He hooking up with girls loving well, not lifting right, but like you get to see him like hook up with like this random chick when he was like trying to sneak something past her in some shit, like just go watch it. I think it's on YouTube, go watch it.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm gonna go watch it.
Speaker 1:All right, with that being said. For real, though, y'all, let's go ahead and close this one out, unless Mirri Jane rating.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, definitely give it an eight out of 10. It's a solid eight. There's nothing wrong with it. I don't have any particular reasons as to why I just think it's eight. Yeah, it touches on a lot of good topics, a lot of good things that it definitely brought conspiracy theories to life for me, so definitely an eight.
Speaker 1:That's what you got All right with. That being said, overall I'm guessing on average it's an eight overall Solid movie. I just you saw what I did there. You saw I didn't mean to, but I like.
Speaker 2:I ain't so old brother.
Speaker 1:With that being said, y'all, we're gonna go ahead and close this out. You know, the drill follows on social media, if you will. We got some shit going on more reviews. I got a new 3D printer, so I'm gonna be doing a lot more 3D printing stuff. You know, putting out some figurines and whatnot, and I'll just keep y'all posted on developments and whatnot. So, with that being said, stay nerdy, stay lovely, stay black and proud. We are zoning out, so take it in.